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  • M martin_hughes

    Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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    Dalek Dave
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    all myb thoughts are to you, so god bless happy hannukagh

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      FyreWyrm
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      Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

      Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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      • C Colin Rae

        So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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        Dalek Dave
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        it will be a fridswyds ccc so eawsy bnot tooo hard for a friday

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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        • F FyreWyrm

          Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

          Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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          Dalek Dave
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          omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          • D Dalek Dave

            omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            FyreWyrm
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            DWD is a bad thing. You'd never forgive yourself if you harmed another person after a night of "fun".

            Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              Mladen Jankovic
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              I asm cool

              You mean - drunk :)

              [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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              • M martin_hughes

                Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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                FyreWyrm
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                Instead of a roller on a telescoping pole, have you considered paint-filled balloons? You could throw them at the Swiss Guard, the ceiling and anything else you want to.

                Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  Mycroft Holmes
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                  Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  • M Mycroft Holmes

                    Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    • M Mycroft Holmes

                      Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                      Colin Rae
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                      As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                      • C Colin Rae

                        As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                          RC_Sebastien_C
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr

                          UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)

                          "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            Lost User
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                            What the f* are you on about, you drunkard. For christ's sake sober up and stop using cops as a personal taxi service.

                            ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                              Lost User
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                              What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                              I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|

                                Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                                Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                                Carpe Diem.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                  CaptainSeeSharp
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                                  You are an idiot.

                                  Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    only told himto join the masons

                                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                    CaptainSeeSharp
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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    only told himto join the masons

                                    Tell us about the masons. You people think you are above humanity or something.

                                    Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                      I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                      +5 Very well said!

                                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                      • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                                        If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|

                                        Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                                        Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                                        Carpe Diem.

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                                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                        It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)

                                        It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                          PIEBALDconsult
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                                          Hellooo Officer Tina! I've been a very bad boy.

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