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I had to get a policeman to get me home

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  • J JimmyRopes

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

    So you call the local lockup home? You must be a regular visitor.

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    Dalek Dave
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    no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      Colin Rae
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      Did you tip him?

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        Did you tip him?

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        Dalek Dave
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        only told himto join the masons

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          martin_hughes
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          Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            Colin Rae
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            So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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            • M martin_hughes

              Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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              Dalek Dave
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              all myb thoughts are to you, so god bless happy hannukagh

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                FyreWyrm
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                Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

                Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                • C Colin Rae

                  So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  it will be a fridswyds ccc so eawsy bnot tooo hard for a friday

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  • F FyreWyrm

                    Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

                    Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                      omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                      FyreWyrm
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                      DWD is a bad thing. You'd never forgive yourself if you harmed another person after a night of "fun".

                      Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                        Mladen Jankovic
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        I asm cool

                        You mean - drunk :)

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                        • M martin_hughes

                          Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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                          FyreWyrm
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                          Instead of a roller on a telescoping pole, have you considered paint-filled balloons? You could throw them at the Swiss Guard, the ceiling and anything else you want to.

                          Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.

                              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                Colin Rae
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                                As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                                  As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                                  Mycroft Holmes
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                                  Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.

                                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                    RC_Sebastien_C
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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr

                                    UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)

                                    "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                      Lost User
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                                      What the f* are you on about, you drunkard. For christ's sake sober up and stop using cops as a personal taxi service.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                        Lost User
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                                        What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                        I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                          What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                          I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                          If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|

                                          Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                                          Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                                          Carpe Diem.

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