I had to get a policeman to get me home

[JimmyRopes]

Dalek Dave wrote:

taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

So you call the local lockup home? You must be a regular visitor.

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[Dalek Dave]

no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[Colin Rae]

Did you tip him?

[Dalek Dave]

only told himto join the masons

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[martin_hughes]

Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

[Colin Rae]

So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

[Dalek Dave]

all myb thoughts are to you, so god bless happy hannukagh

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[FyreWyrm]

Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

[Dalek Dave]

it will be a fridswyds ccc so eawsy bnot tooo hard for a friday

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[Dalek Dave]

omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[FyreWyrm]

DWD is a bad thing. You'd never forgive yourself if you harmed another person after a night of "fun".

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

[Mladen Jankovic]

Dalek Dave wrote:

I asm cool

You mean - drunk :)

[Genetic Algorithm Library]

[FyreWyrm]

Instead of a roller on a telescoping pole, have you considered paint-filled balloons? You could throw them at the Swiss Guard, the ceiling and anything else you want to.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

[Mycroft Holmes]

Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

[Dalek Dave]

I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[Colin Rae]

As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

[Mycroft Holmes]

Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

[RC_Sebastien_C]

Dalek Dave wrote:

awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr

UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)

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[Lost User]

What the f* are you on about, you drunkard. For christ's sake sober up and stop using cops as a personal taxi service.

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[Lost User]

What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me