I had to get a policeman to get me home

[FyreWyrm]

DWD is a bad thing. You'd never forgive yourself if you harmed another person after a night of "fun".

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

[Mladen Jankovic]

Dalek Dave wrote:

I asm cool

You mean - drunk :)

[Genetic Algorithm Library]

[FyreWyrm]

Instead of a roller on a telescoping pole, have you considered paint-filled balloons? You could throw them at the Swiss Guard, the ceiling and anything else you want to.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

[Mycroft Holmes]

Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

[Dalek Dave]

I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[Colin Rae]

As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

[Mycroft Holmes]

Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

[RC_Sebastien_C]

Dalek Dave wrote:

awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr

UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)

"It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

[Lost User]

What the f* are you on about, you drunkard. For christ's sake sober up and stop using cops as a personal taxi service.

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[Lost User]

What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|

Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.

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Carpe Diem.

[CaptainSeeSharp]

You are an idiot.

Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

[CaptainSeeSharp]

Dalek Dave wrote:

only told himto join the masons

Tell us about the masons. You people think you are above humanity or something.

Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

+5 Very well said!

It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)

It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

[PIEBALDconsult]

Hellooo Officer Tina! I've been a very bad boy.

[OriginalGriff]

You are a little late: San Simon of Guatemala St Martin St George St Arnold, St Patrick ...

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Dalek Dave wrote:

I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

Every time you get drunk and make a joke out of yourself publicly like you just did, I wonder if you feel ashamed or proud of yourself, after you're sober. I have no idea. :)

It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

[Dalek Dave]

Dont Cry for me Sergeant Tina!

------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

[BillWoodruff]

Hi Captain C Sharp, I do not believe either you, or Brother Dave, is an idiot when you are sober :) best, Bill

"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844