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I had to get a policeman to get me home

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    Dalek Dave
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    I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      JimmyRopes
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

      So you call the local lockup home? You must be a regular visitor.

      Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
      Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
      I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

        So you call the local lockup home? You must be a regular visitor.

        Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
        Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
        I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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        Dalek Dave
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        no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          Colin Rae
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          Did you tip him?

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            Did you tip him?

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            Dalek Dave
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            only told himto join the masons

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              martin_hughes
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              Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                Colin Rae
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                So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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                  Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  all myb thoughts are to you, so god bless happy hannukagh

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    FyreWyrm
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                    Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

                    Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                      So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      it will be a fridswyds ccc so eawsy bnot tooo hard for a friday

                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                      • F FyreWyrm

                        Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

                        Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                          omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                          FyreWyrm
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                          DWD is a bad thing. You'd never forgive yourself if you harmed another person after a night of "fun".

                          Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                            no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            Mladen Jankovic
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            I asm cool

                            You mean - drunk :)

                            [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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                              Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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                              FyreWyrm
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                              Instead of a roller on a telescoping pole, have you considered paint-filled balloons? You could throw them at the Swiss Guard, the ceiling and anything else you want to.

                              Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                                I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                Mycroft Holmes
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                                Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                  Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.

                                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                    Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                    Colin Rae
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                                    As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                                      As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                                      Mycroft Holmes
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                                      Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.

                                      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                        RC_Sebastien_C
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr

                                        UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)

                                        "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                          I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                          Lost User
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                                          What the f* are you on about, you drunkard. For christ's sake sober up and stop using cops as a personal taxi service.

                                          ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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