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  • C Colin Rae

    Did you tip him?

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    Dalek Dave
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    only told himto join the masons

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      martin_hughes
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      Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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        Colin Rae
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        So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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        • M martin_hughes

          Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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          Dalek Dave
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          all myb thoughts are to you, so god bless happy hannukagh

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            FyreWyrm
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            Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

            Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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            • C Colin Rae

              So my guess is that the CCC may be a little late tomorrow - and might be a bit more cryptic...

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              Dalek Dave
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              it will be a fridswyds ccc so eawsy bnot tooo hard for a friday

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              • F FyreWyrm

                Personally, I don't give a rat's rear if you want to drink yourself to death, but thanks for not trying to drive yourself home.

                Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                Dalek Dave
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                omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  omg a man who does what i do! I did get done4 on a dwd, 7 y ago # but i dont do that any more sdo i am clean dwd is a bad thing

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                  FyreWyrm
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                  DWD is a bad thing. You'd never forgive yourself if you harmed another person after a night of "fun".

                  Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    no, the local plod took me to my home ear boy A small wipe and a mention was enough I am now at home and watvching tv so I asm cool.

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    Mladen Jankovic
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    I asm cool

                    You mean - drunk :)

                    [Genetic Algorithm Library]

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                    • M martin_hughes

                      Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).

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                      FyreWyrm
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                      Instead of a roller on a telescoping pole, have you considered paint-filled balloons? You could throw them at the Swiss Guard, the ceiling and anything else you want to.

                      Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                        • M Mycroft Holmes

                          Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I sahall beat my keybo9atrd into a threash,.

                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                          • M Mycroft Holmes

                            Your keyboard is really going to hate you in the morning, you showed it no respect tonight. I can see a curfew being put on you by CP, no keyboard after 5 pints. Killer app - keyboard that shuts down when mustiple key are pressed simutaneously more than 3 time in x minutes. There you go person who wanted a "dream app" and didn't want the ceiling painted.

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                            Colin Rae
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                            As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                              As long as nothing worse happens to DD's keyboard tonight... X|

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                              Mycroft Holmes
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                              Very shortly it is going to be busilly imprinting a number of squares on this forehead by the looks of things.

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                RC_Sebastien_C
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him ... liftjhome ... caerr

                                UU - afternoon drink - F (3)? drink lots of water and get to bed! :-)

                                "It reads like a B3 page (and for those who don't know what B3 is, it means bullsh*t Baffles Brains)" - Pete O'Hanlon

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                  Lost User
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                                  What the f* are you on about, you drunkard. For christ's sake sober up and stop using cops as a personal taxi service.

                                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                    I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                    Lost User
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                                    What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                    I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                      What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?

                                      I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me

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                                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                      If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|

                                      Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

                                      Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.


                                      Carpe Diem.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr

                                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                                        You are an idiot.

                                        Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          only told himto join the masons

                                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                          CaptainSeeSharp
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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          only told himto join the masons

                                          Tell us about the masons. You people think you are above humanity or something.

                                          Fine words from a gentleman.[^]

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