I had to get a policeman to get me home
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
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You are an idiot.
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only told himto join the masons
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Dalek Dave wrote:
only told himto join the masons
Tell us about the masons. You people think you are above humanity or something.
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What is it about Anglo societies that makes drinking to the point of acting like a complete twat acceptable, a sign of masculinity and something to brag about?
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
+5 Very well said!
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
Carpe Diem.
It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Hellooo Officer Tina! I've been a very bad boy.
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Bless you Dave, you complete piss head. I shall write to the Pope forthwith and demand that you be canonised as the Patron Saint of Piss-Heads. (If I get an invite, will obviously take equipment for repainting the Sistine Chapel).
You are a little late: San Simon of Guatemala St Martin St George St Arnold, St Patrick ...
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I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
Every time you get drunk and make a joke out of yourself publicly like you just did, I wonder if you feel ashamed or proud of yourself, after you're sober. I have no idea. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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Hellooo Officer Tina! I've been a very bad boy.
Dont Cry for me Sergeant Tina!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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You are an idiot.
Hi Captain C Sharp, I do not believe either you, or Brother Dave, is an idiot when you are sober :) best, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
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It's funny how they feel 'pity' for us for being a teetotaler. Have you felt that? :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
I learnt my drinking in the Army.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I was so scared in the taxi there awas a policeman so i a haf to geytt a police nasn asand stopped him taxi was stoppeed so i got a liftjhome in a police caerr
Every time you get drunk and make a joke out of yourself publicly like you just did, I wonder if you feel ashamed or proud of yourself, after you're sober. I have no idea. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
I feel no shame, I merely out drunk the next guy. It is a cultural thing. The Irish in me forces me to drink, and to never leave while a friend is at the bar!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I feel no shame, I merely out drunk the next guy. It is a cultural thing. The Irish in me forces me to drink, and to never leave while a friend is at the bar!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
and to never leave while a friend is at the bar
Well done.......that is in the rules
Dave Who am I?: http://www.bebo.com/daveauld/ or http://www.dave-auld.net/
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I feel no shame, I merely out drunk the next guy. It is a cultural thing. The Irish in me forces me to drink, and to never leave while a friend is at the bar!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
never leave while a friend is at the bar!
+5 :thumbsup:
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I feel no shame, I merely out drunk the next guy. It is a cultural thing. The Irish in me forces me to drink, and to never leave while a friend is at the bar!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
I was wondering how you feel about what others might think of you after such an 'incident' that repeats itself occasionally. Never mind, now you say it's a cultural thing. Don't take it for anything wrong, I always enjoy reading your posts (some of them). But these drunk posts are pathetic and shows you in poor light. May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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I learnt my drinking in the Army.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
You were in the Army? I hadn't known. But an army and 'round is a shape' idea doesn't go well together, do they?. Or is this shape a new thing that you acquired after leaving the army? What kind of work did you do in the army? How long did you serve?
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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If it helps, it's not just WASP countries - India is soon catching up. Already, I am being met with scorn for being a teetotaller. :|
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Recent activities: TV series: Friends, season 10 Books: Fooled by Randomness, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
Carpe Diem.
Just say that you are driving. In the UK I get the feeling that it is becoming more acceptable not to drink, but I guess it depends on which company you keep.
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
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Hi Captain C Sharp, I do not believe either you, or Brother Dave, is an idiot when you are sober :) best, Bill
"Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844
Namaste Bill Ji, On the other hand, you cannot be *sure* that the captain is sober either. Talk about the imponderable. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
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I was wondering how you feel about what others might think of you after such an 'incident' that repeats itself occasionally. Never mind, now you say it's a cultural thing. Don't take it for anything wrong, I always enjoy reading your posts (some of them). But these drunk posts are pathetic and shows you in poor light. May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. :)
It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. Smile
I totally agree, and when sober I think it best. However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post. I am neither ashamed nor proud of myself. I am me, what I do is a function of who I am. I harm no-one, I just like the socialising and rubbish that is spoken. If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober! :)
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
May be you should refrain from using CP when you're drunk. But that's just my opinion. Smile
I totally agree, and when sober I think it best. However, when drunk, that control is lost and I just post. I am neither ashamed nor proud of myself. I am me, what I do is a function of who I am. I harm no-one, I just like the socialising and rubbish that is spoken. If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober! :)
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober!
Quality! Permission to use that, and pass it off as my own please Mr Dave?
Dave
BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)
Why are you using VB6? Do you hate yourself? (Christian Graus) -
Dalek Dave wrote:
If I have ever upset or insulted you whilst drunk, then I apologise, for I prefer to upset and insult people whilst I am sober!
Quality! Permission to use that, and pass it off as my own please Mr Dave?
Dave
BTW, in software, hope and pray is not a viable strategy. (Luc Pattyn)
Visual Basic is not used by normal people so we're not covering it here. (Uncyclopedia)
Why are you using VB6? Do you hate yourself? (Christian Graus)Permission Granted!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
