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H Henry Minute

Trollslayer wrote:

THAT, Is and SO

WHAT

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Dalek Dave

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WHEN WHAT IS THEN SO

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WHEN WHAT IS THEN SO

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Henry Minute

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THEN SO IS WHAT WHEN

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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D Dalek Dave

Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

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John M Drescher

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That was my first thought..

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IPO

Idiot Powered Obscenity?

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Oakman

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dan neely wrote:

Idiot Powered Obscenity?

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J Jim Crafton

I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THIS

There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THIS

Luckily there's number literals

COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEAT

No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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Bassam Abdul Baki

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Jim Crafton wrote:

No variables other than THIS or THAT.

Female programmers might want THIS, THAT, and the OTHER.

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D Dalek Dave

Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

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_Damian S_

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*coffee on screen* Thanks!

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D Dalek Dave

Example... So Like This is (Like) Like You Know (That Is) End Like But So

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DaveAuld

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will be bringing out a Scottish Version then? That means you can have 'Fit Like'

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J Jim Crafton

I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THIS

There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THIS

Luckily there's number literals

COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEAT

No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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Alan Burkhart

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No semicolons, no curly braces. Yeah, I can learn this.
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J Jim Crafton

I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THIS

There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THIS

Luckily there's number literals

COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEAT

No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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urbane tiger

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put more water with it

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J Jim Crafton

I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THIS

There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THIS

Luckily there's number literals

COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEAT

No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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T800G

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Too late. www.extreme-board.com already has that "share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers" thing. (NSFW warning!) :laugh:
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H hairy_hats

Mark Wallace wrote:

And moving what with what?

Moving THIS with THAT!

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Zhat

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recursively??
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J Jim Crafton

I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THIS

There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THIS

Luckily there's number literals

COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEAT

No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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carlospc1970

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How is COBOL related to a social site? :laugh:
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PIEBALDconsult

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You mean like this[^]? Gag me.
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D Dalek Dave

You started it! :)

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peterchen

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I'd suggest you object ot "little" :rolleyes:

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H Henry Minute

THEN SO IS WHAT WHEN

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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ecooke

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I'm confused.
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I'm confused.
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Henry Minute

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ecooke wrote:

I'm confused.

Hey, I wrote it. What do you think I am? :)

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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J Jim Crafton

I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THIS

There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THIS

Luckily there's number literals

COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEAT

No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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DrFrankenstein90

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Like carlospc1970, I couldn't help but notice the strange similarity with COBOL. *shudder*... COBOL.
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