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  • D Dalek Dave

    Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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    John M Drescher
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    That was my first thought..

    John

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    • D Dan Neely

      ricmil42 wrote:

      IPO

      Idiot Powered Obscenity?

      The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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      Oakman
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      dan neely wrote:

      Idiot Powered Obscenity?

      Irish Post Office

      Jon "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. Soap Box 1.0: the first, the original, reborn troll-less

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      • J Jim Crafton

        I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

        MOVE THIS TO THERE
        SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
        RETURN THIS

        There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

        COMPARE THIS TO THAT
        EQUALS THIS, THAT
        RETURN THAT
        OTHERWISE
        RETURN THIS

        Luckily there's number literals

        COMPARE THIS, 10
        EQUALS THIS, 9
        RETURN THAT(9)
        EQUALS THIS, 8
        RETURN THAT(8)
        EQUALS THIS, 7
        RETURN THAT(7)
        OTHERWISE REPEAT

        No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        Bassam Abdul Baki
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        Jim Crafton wrote:

        No variables other than THIS or THAT.

        Female programmers might want THIS, THAT, and the OTHER.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          _Damian S_
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          *coffee on screen* Thanks!

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Example... So Like This is (Like) Like You Know (That Is) End Like But So

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            DaveAuld
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            will be bringing out a Scottish Version then? That means you can have 'Fit Like'

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            • J Jim Crafton

              I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

              MOVE THIS TO THERE
              SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
              RETURN THIS

              There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

              COMPARE THIS TO THAT
              EQUALS THIS, THAT
              RETURN THAT
              OTHERWISE
              RETURN THIS

              Luckily there's number literals

              COMPARE THIS, 10
              EQUALS THIS, 9
              RETURN THAT(9)
              EQUALS THIS, 8
              RETURN THAT(8)
              EQUALS THIS, 7
              RETURN THAT(7)
              OTHERWISE REPEAT

              No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              Alan Burkhart
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              No semicolons, no curly braces. Yeah, I can learn this.

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              • J Jim Crafton

                I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                MOVE THIS TO THERE
                SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                RETURN THIS

                There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                EQUALS THIS, THAT
                RETURN THAT
                OTHERWISE
                RETURN THIS

                Luckily there's number literals

                COMPARE THIS, 10
                EQUALS THIS, 9
                RETURN THAT(9)
                EQUALS THIS, 8
                RETURN THAT(8)
                EQUALS THIS, 7
                RETURN THAT(7)
                OTHERWISE REPEAT

                No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                urbane tiger
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                put more water with it

                Multi famam, conscientiam pauci verentur.(Pliny)

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                  MOVE THIS TO THERE
                  SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                  RETURN THIS

                  There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                  COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                  EQUALS THIS, THAT
                  RETURN THAT
                  OTHERWISE
                  RETURN THIS

                  Luckily there's number literals

                  COMPARE THIS, 10
                  EQUALS THIS, 9
                  RETURN THAT(9)
                  EQUALS THIS, 8
                  RETURN THAT(8)
                  EQUALS THIS, 7
                  RETURN THAT(7)
                  OTHERWISE REPEAT

                  No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  T800G
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                  Too late. www.extreme-board.com already has that "share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers" thing. (NSFW warning!) :laugh:

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                  • H hairy_hats

                    Mark Wallace wrote:

                    And moving what with what?

                    Moving THIS with THAT!

                    I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                    Zhat
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                    recursively??

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                    • J Jim Crafton

                      I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                      MOVE THIS TO THERE
                      SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                      RETURN THIS

                      There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                      COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                      EQUALS THIS, THAT
                      RETURN THAT
                      OTHERWISE
                      RETURN THIS

                      Luckily there's number literals

                      COMPARE THIS, 10
                      EQUALS THIS, 9
                      RETURN THAT(9)
                      EQUALS THIS, 8
                      RETURN THAT(8)
                      EQUALS THIS, 7
                      RETURN THAT(7)
                      OTHERWISE REPEAT

                      No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                      carlospc1970
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                      How is COBOL related to a social site? :laugh:

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc

                        Will work for food. Interacx

                        I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        You mean like this[^]? Gag me.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          You started it! :)

                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                          peterchen
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                          I'd suggest you object ot "little" :rolleyes:

                          Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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                          • H Henry Minute

                            THEN SO IS WHAT WHEN

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            ecooke
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                            I'm confused.

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                            • E ecooke

                              I'm confused.

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                              Henry Minute
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                              ecooke wrote:

                              I'm confused.

                              Hey, I wrote it. What do you think I am? :)

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              • J Jim Crafton

                                I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                                MOVE THIS TO THERE
                                SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                                RETURN THIS

                                There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                                COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                                EQUALS THIS, THAT
                                RETURN THAT
                                OTHERWISE
                                RETURN THIS

                                Luckily there's number literals

                                COMPARE THIS, 10
                                EQUALS THIS, 9
                                RETURN THAT(9)
                                EQUALS THIS, 8
                                RETURN THAT(8)
                                EQUALS THIS, 7
                                RETURN THAT(7)
                                OTHERWISE REPEAT

                                No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                DrFrankenstein90
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                                Like carlospc1970, I couldn't help but notice the strange similarity with COBOL. *shudder*... COBOL.

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