New social site idea
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
No semicolons, no curly braces. Yeah, I can learn this.
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
put more water with it
Multi famam, conscientiam pauci verentur.(Pliny)
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Too late. www.extreme-board.com already has that "share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers" thing. (NSFW warning!) :laugh:
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Mark Wallace wrote:
And moving what with what?
Moving THIS with THAT!
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
How is COBOL related to a social site? :laugh:
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Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
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You started it! :)
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I'd suggest you object ot "little" :rolleyes:
Don't attribute to stupidity what can be equally well explained by buerocracy.
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THEN SO IS WHAT WHEN
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ecooke wrote:
I'm confused.
Hey, I wrote it. What do you think I am? :)
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Like carlospc1970, I couldn't help but notice the strange similarity with COBOL. *shudder*... COBOL.