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The title of this BBC item says everything about reality TV shows.

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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Clickety[^]. There's not a lot to add, other than this really does sum the venality of these shows up nicely.

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    Being forced to watch Big Brother is my idea of hell. It's getting harder and harder to find anything to watch on TV that has some sort of intelligent content. Surely there are more important things in the world than what some unknown drunken tw*t does in the toilet with some other unknown drunken t*rt.

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    • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

      I found this even more funny:- Halfwit is an aspiring politician.

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      Rajesh R Subramanian
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      Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

      Halfwit is an aspiring politician.

      It should rather be: Politicians are aspiring halfwits.

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        Being forced to watch Big Brother is my idea of hell. It's getting harder and harder to find anything to watch on TV that has some sort of intelligent content. Surely there are more important things in the world than what some unknown drunken tw*t does in the toilet with some other unknown drunken t*rt.

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        Surely there are more important things in the world than what some unknown drunken tw*t does in the toilet with some other unknown drunken t*rt.

        Indeed, OT however, did you censor that second word yourself or was it filtered? Testing... bakewell tart :laugh:

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          1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

          Surely there are more important things in the world than what some unknown drunken tw*t does in the toilet with some other unknown drunken t*rt.

          Indeed, OT however, did you censor that second word yourself or was it filtered? Testing... bakewell tart :laugh:

          He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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          Nah, I filtered it myself. Pwwhwh, silly half baked idea I know. Just wanted to stay onside with The Lounge police and all.

          "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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            Nah, I filtered it myself. Pwwhwh, silly half baked idea I know. Just wanted to stay onside with The Lounge police and all.

            "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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            Dalek Dave
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            You don't want a half-baked bakewell tart, it will not be very pleasant to eat.

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              You don't want a half-baked bakewell tart, it will not be very pleasant to eat.

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              Have you baked a half baked bakewell tart then?

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                Nah, I filtered it myself. Pwwhwh, silly half baked idea I know. Just wanted to stay onside with The Lounge police and all.

                "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                Censoring user input is a clbuttic problem :)

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                  Have you baked a half baked bakewell tart then?

                  "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                  Yeah, but I burnt it!

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                    Censoring user input is a clbuttic problem :)

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                    :)

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                      Yeah, but I burnt it!

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                      :-D

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                        Yeah, but I burnt it!

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                        Problem is you half baked half a half baked bakewell tart! Too much heat for too little tart!

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                          Problem is you half baked half a half baked bakewell tart! Too much heat for too little tart!

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          That's easy for you to say!

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                            Censoring user input is a clbuttic problem :)

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                            not to mention that it's unconsbreastutional!

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                              That's easy for you to say!

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                              If only, my brain stumbled and fell over when I tried to read it back to myself fast :)

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                                not to mention that it's unconsbreastutional!

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                                :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                  Being forced to watch Big Brother is my idea of hell. It's getting harder and harder to find anything to watch on TV that has some sort of intelligent content. Surely there are more important things in the world than what some unknown drunken tw*t does in the toilet with some other unknown drunken t*rt.

                                  "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                                  Read "Dead Famous" by Ben Elton, and you'll be waiting for the plot to happen on Big Brother. Then thankfully they may take it off the air...

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                                    Read "Dead Famous" by Ben Elton, and you'll be waiting for the plot to happen on Big Brother. Then thankfully they may take it off the air...

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                                    OK, cool - will do. Am reading Marabou Stork Nightmares, by Irvine Welsh at the moment. Then I have another of his books called Porno to read after that. :-D

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                                      Read "Dead Famous" by Ben Elton, and you'll be waiting for the plot to happen on Big Brother. Then thankfully they may take it off the air...

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                                      I would tune in to watch if I knew THAT was going to happen!

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                                        I would tune in to watch if I knew THAT was going to happen!

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                                        Yeah so would I, but only if it happend to all of them....

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                                          OK, cool - will do. Am reading Marabou Stork Nightmares, by Irvine Welsh at the moment. Then I have another of his books called Porno to read after that. :-D

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                                          Read Chart Throb by Ben Elton as well. Sums up X Factor. Very clever. I especially like the fact he highlighs the fact that the only voting that actually counts is the final. The most unpopular act can be saved all the way to the end, so essentially there is no point voting until then...And it's in the producers interest to keep unpopular acts to push up voting revenue. ;)

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