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  • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

    So I guess at CP does not ask programmers to write documents. Are you hiring? :)

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

    So I guess at CP does not ask programmers to write documents.

    Nobody should ask programmers to write documents. Documents written by programmers are the bane of my existence.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

      Throws, as in the Java notation :thumbsdown:

      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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      dmitri_sps
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      Kidding ? :omg: Coding without it is like using FORTRAN: do not catch anything, or enclose all code in try/catch, just in case ;P

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      • T Todd Smith

        What programming terms would you consider equivalent to foul language? For example: Legacy Code

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        keozcigisoft
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        Java, COM, COM+, Interpreted languages, SOA

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          IUnkown was fine - it was IQueryInterface that introduced all the problems. ;P

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          QueryInterface() was a part of IUnknown... ;P

          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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          • R Robert Surtees

            SIGSEGV

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            SIGBUS wasn't so hot either.

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            • T Todd Smith

              What programming terms would you consider equivalent to foul language? For example: Legacy Code

              Todd Smith

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              Brady Kelly
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              StartDate nvarchar(20) default ''

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Actually, I'd rather like the with statement as well.

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                Brady Kelly
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                I got over that very quickly and now can't figure why people miss it. Just use a short named local.

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Parts of it - you can't do method invocation with it.

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                  Brady Kelly
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                  You can use an initialiser for your Nodes collection as well.

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                  • P PIEBALDconsult

                    Extension Method.

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    Are you mad Sir?

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      I mean - it's a pretty awful thing to wish upon a developer...

                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      I like writing documents. :)

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        Are you mad Sir?

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        (There was supposed to be some sexual connotation in there. :~ ) But I do dislike the prolific use of the things.

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                        • T Todd Smith

                          What programming terms would you consider equivalent to foul language? For example: Legacy Code

                          Todd Smith

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                          dazfuller
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                          Anything where there is a comment reading something like

                          // This is a temporary fix, remove as soon as possible

                          But it's still in there 3 years later!

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                          • I Ian Shlasko

                            Drop the semi-colon? And be forced _ to resort to VB's _ horrible style of _ line continuations!?!? No thanks. Though the case sensitivity... I wouldn't have to deal with code where people name the private variables the same as the exposed properties, with just case differences... Or better yet, gems like:

                            int num = Num + NUM;

                            Thankfully, I've never actually seen a line that bad, but imagine a program written like that... There's something you can't do in VB.

                            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                            codemunkeh
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                            You so could write it like that in VB. But it would be tantamount to num *= 2 err I mean num = num * 2 Curses to VB and it's lack of shorthand arithmetic operators!


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                            Confused? You will be...

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                            • T Todd Smith

                              What programming terms would you consider equivalent to foul language? For example: Legacy Code

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                              reshi999
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                              Interoperability

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                              • P PIEBALDconsult

                                (There was supposed to be some sexual connotation in there. :~ ) But I do dislike the prolific use of the things.

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                                Brady Kelly
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                                Prolific maybe, but between them and partial classes, I get quite extended.

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                                • T Todd Smith

                                  What programming terms would you consider equivalent to foul language? For example: Legacy Code

                                  Todd Smith

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                                  ian__lindsay 0
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                                  Showing my age here: - anything in setjmp.h - ie setjmp, longjmp, etc basically a goto on steroids! - VARIANT_BOOL .... why oh why is VARIANT_TRUE -1 not 1 which is what TRUE is defined as, source of much pain in the past - oh and anything COM related actually! - MFC (need I say more...)

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                                  • C codemunkeh

                                    You so could write it like that in VB. But it would be tantamount to num *= 2 err I mean num = num * 2 Curses to VB and it's lack of shorthand arithmetic operators!


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                                    Confused? You will be...

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                                    dawmail333
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                                    If you actually bothered to check, VB.Net HAS had that shorthand since .Net 1.1. Check your facts mate! And he was talking about the case sensitivity in C# (my main gripe with it): so that num <> Num <> NUM, so that num = Num + NUM is NOT num *= 2

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                                      If you actually bothered to check, VB.Net HAS had that shorthand since .Net 1.1. Check your facts mate! And he was talking about the case sensitivity in C# (my main gripe with it): so that num <> Num <> NUM, so that num = Num + NUM is NOT num *= 2

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                                      codemunkeh
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                                      I could've sworn it didn't have it when I used it in .NET 2, odd.. And I meant VB when I said num *= 2. I was trying to highlight my gripe with my last (apparently inaccurate) experience of VB, how it lacks in things I like using. Sorry if that wasn't clear. Edit: definitely my bad. I had somehow confused *= with ++. I tried writing some VB about 5 minutes ago and automatically put ; at the end of every line. :doh:


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                                      • T Todd Smith

                                        What programming terms would you consider equivalent to foul language? For example: Legacy Code

                                        Todd Smith

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                                        BillWoodruff
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                                        "Specification." best, Bill

                                        "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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                                        • T Todd Smith

                                          What programming terms would you consider equivalent to foul language? For example: Legacy Code

                                          Todd Smith

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