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  • J Jim Crafton

    Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    Dalek Dave
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    You could try reverse, if she capable of handling it.

    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      Rage
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Ofelia! 'PH' please!

      Oh come on ! phuck to all spelling phreaks !

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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

        I think we all have, especially Alison!

        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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        LittleYellowBird
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        Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006

        FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D

        Ali

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Ofelia! 'PH' please!

          Oh come on ! phuck to all spelling phreaks !

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          Dalek Dave
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          Surely you mean PHUQ?

          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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          • L LittleYellowBird

            Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006

            FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D

            Ali

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            Dalek Dave
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            Another PK observation... A man has had a busy day and is standing in the pub after work. It is 6.00pm. The phone goes, and his wife explains that she has had a relaxing bath with scented oils, changed the bed linen, and has had a few glasses of wine in anticipation, and asks hm what time he will be home. "I'll be home in 20 minutes" says the man. However, you just know that 70% of men will still be chugging beer at closing time and argueing over who would win an arm wrestling match between David Beckham and Kylie Minogue. The other 30% of men will have gone home to their boyfriends.

            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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            • J Jim Crafton

              OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              BillWoodruff
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              the guy who complained needs to get a life.

              Hi Jim, A divorce would be a good start here, for the wife, I think. best, Bill

              "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Surely you mean PHUQ?

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                  Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  It is never a good time to mention Scrotums, it gets the thread moved to the SB2

                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                  • R Rhuros

                    "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    " .... wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." :rolleyes: Yes, probably because she was sooo embarressed that her husband was being such a idiot! :rolleyes: (Mind you, he might have had the decency to let her have the car keys so she could sit down in the car instead of the car park! :laugh: )

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                      Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                      LittleYellowBird
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                      Ooohhh, I knew I forgot something when I was shopping earlier ... I should have picked up some anti-wrinkle cream! :rolleyes:

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                        CPallini
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                        Actually Ofelia is correct: Guglielmo used exactly that name in the Amleto tragedy... :-D

                        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                          Christopher Duncan
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                          These wrappers are lame. One of my friends used to be in the business of making, shall we say, erotic chocolates (and she did quite a booming business). And no, guys, it wasn't the stripper. :)

                          Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                          • L LittleYellowBird

                            Ooohhh, I knew I forgot something when I was shopping earlier ... I should have picked up some anti-wrinkle cream! :rolleyes:

                            Ali

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            You'ev got a wrinkled [deleted]!!!


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                              Another PK observation... A man has had a busy day and is standing in the pub after work. It is 6.00pm. The phone goes, and his wife explains that she has had a relaxing bath with scented oils, changed the bed linen, and has had a few glasses of wine in anticipation, and asks hm what time he will be home. "I'll be home in 20 minutes" says the man. However, you just know that 70% of men will still be chugging beer at closing time and argueing over who would win an arm wrestling match between David Beckham and Kylie Minogue. The other 30% of men will have gone home to their boyfriends.

                              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                              LittleYellowBird
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                              :mad: That is so stupid! Duh, it's so obviously Kylie Minogue - who would bother to argue about that? Beckham never could arm wrestle, what a wimp! :rolleyes: Men! :rolleyes:

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                                Actually Ofelia is correct: Guglielmo used exactly that name in the Amleto tragedy... :-D

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                [My articles]

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                                Dan Neely
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                                Perhaps, but in the English speaking world the Shakespeare character Ophelia[^] is much better known, and she's spelled with a ph.

                                The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                                • J Jim Crafton

                                  Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

                                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  Oh goody, were all going to Brighton!

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  • L LittleYellowBird

                                    :mad: That is so stupid! Duh, it's so obviously Kylie Minogue - who would bother to argue about that? Beckham never could arm wrestle, what a wimp! :rolleyes: Men! :rolleyes:

                                    Ali

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    :mad: That is so atupid! Duh! It's so obviously unimportant that Kylie will win; the pubs still open. :rolleyes: women! :rolleyes:


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                    • J Jim Crafton

                                      OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

                                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      I still need to get over there. And there's also this[^] place in Tempe.

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                                      • J Jim Crafton

                                        Not at all - they're right there in the picture!

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        If you've lost your cherry, go collect some more.

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