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  • D Dalek Dave

    I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Forget the sweets, what about the burger bar[^] linked from that page?


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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      Forget the sweets, what about the burger bar[^] linked from that page?


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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      Jim Crafton
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      Someone call me a nurse - stat!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      • J Jim Crafton

        OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        Dalek Dave
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        We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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          Rhuros
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          "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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          • J Jim Crafton

            OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            OriginalGriff
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            Jim Crafton wrote:

            if you like burgers

            Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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            • J Jim Crafton

              Someone call me a nurse - stat!

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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              • J Jim Crafton

                Someone call me a nurse - stat!

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Nurse

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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                  Rhuros
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                  Damn you just beat me...

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                    if you like burgers

                    Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

                    No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it.

                      Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind. But then, I knew that. :cool:

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

                      I think we all have, especially Alison!

                      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                        dreamaway820
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                        A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

                        The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                        • D dreamaway820

                          A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

                          The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

                            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Naughty, Dave, very naughty!

                            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                              "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              I see the double entendre in that sentance too. I must have a particularly dirty mind.

                              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

                                ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                Jim Crafton
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                                That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                                  That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                                    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                    Jim Crafton
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                                    Not at all - they're right there in the picture!

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                                      It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                      Jim Crafton
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                                      Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

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                                        Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

                                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        You could try reverse, if she capable of handling it.

                                        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                          Rage
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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          Ofelia! 'PH' please!

                                          Oh come on ! phuck to all spelling phreaks !

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