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  • J Jim Crafton

    OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

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    Dalek Dave
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    We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      Rhuros
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      "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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      • J Jim Crafton

        OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        OriginalGriff
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        Jim Crafton wrote:

        if you like burgers

        Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Someone call me a nurse - stat!

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          OriginalGriff
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          You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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            Rhuros
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            Damn you just beat me...

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Jim Crafton wrote:

              if you like burgers

              Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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              Dalek Dave
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              I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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              • J Jim Crafton

                Someone call me a nurse - stat!

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                Rhuros
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                Nurse

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it.

                  Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind. But then, I knew that. :cool:

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

                  I think we all have, especially Alison!

                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                    I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                    dreamaway820
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                    A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

                    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                      I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

                      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                      Jim Crafton
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                      That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                        "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        I see the double entendre in that sentance too. I must have a particularly dirty mind.

                        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                          A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

                          The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

                            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                            Jim Crafton
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                            Naughty, Dave, very naughty!

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                            • J Jim Crafton

                              That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

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                                Jim Crafton
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                                Not at all - they're right there in the picture!

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                                  It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                  Jim Crafton
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                                  Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

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                                  • J Jim Crafton

                                    Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

                                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    You could try reverse, if she capable of handling it.

                                    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                                      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                      Rage
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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      Ofelia! 'PH' please!

                                      Oh come on ! phuck to all spelling phreaks !

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                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

                                        I think we all have, especially Alison!

                                        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                        LittleYellowBird
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                                        Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P

                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006

                                        FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D

                                        Ali

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                                        • L LittleYellowBird

                                          Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006

                                          FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D

                                          Ali

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          Another PK observation... A man has had a busy day and is standing in the pub after work. It is 6.00pm. The phone goes, and his wife explains that she has had a relaxing bath with scented oils, changed the bed linen, and has had a few glasses of wine in anticipation, and asks hm what time he will be home. "I'll be home in 20 minutes" says the man. However, you just know that 70% of men will still be chugging beer at closing time and argueing over who would win an arm wrestling match between David Beckham and Kylie Minogue. The other 30% of men will have gone home to their boyfriends.

                                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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