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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Jim Crafton wrote:

    if you like burgers

    Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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    Dalek Dave
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    I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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    • J Jim Crafton

      Someone call me a nurse - stat!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Rhuros
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      Nurse

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Dalek Dave wrote:

        I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it.

        Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind. But then, I knew that. :cool:

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        Dalek Dave
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

        I think we all have, especially Alison!

        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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          I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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          dreamaway820
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          A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

          The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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            Jim Crafton
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            That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            • R Rhuros

              "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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              Dalek Dave
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              I see the double entendre in that sentance too. I must have a particularly dirty mind.

              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

                The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                Dalek Dave
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                Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  Naughty, Dave, very naughty!

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                      Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                      Jim Crafton
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                      Not at all - they're right there in the picture!

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                        Jim Crafton
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                        Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          You could try reverse, if she capable of handling it.

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                            I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

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                            Rage
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Ofelia! 'PH' please!

                            Oh come on ! phuck to all spelling phreaks !

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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

                              I think we all have, especially Alison!

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                              LittleYellowBird
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                              Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P

                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006

                              FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D

                              Ali

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                                Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006

                                FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D

                                Ali

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                Another PK observation... A man has had a busy day and is standing in the pub after work. It is 6.00pm. The phone goes, and his wife explains that she has had a relaxing bath with scented oils, changed the bed linen, and has had a few glasses of wine in anticipation, and asks hm what time he will be home. "I'll be home in 20 minutes" says the man. However, you just know that 70% of men will still be chugging beer at closing time and argueing over who would win an arm wrestling match between David Beckham and Kylie Minogue. The other 30% of men will have gone home to their boyfriends.

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                                • R Rage

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  Ofelia! 'PH' please!

                                  Oh come on ! phuck to all spelling phreaks !

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  Surely you mean PHUQ?

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                                  • J Jim Crafton

                                    OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

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                                    BillWoodruff
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                                    Jim Crafton wrote:

                                    the guy who complained needs to get a life.

                                    Hi Jim, A divorce would be a good start here, for the wife, I think. best, Bill

                                    "Many : not conversant with mathematical studies, imagine that because it [the Analytical Engine] is to give results in numerical notation, its processes must consequently be arithmetical, numerical, rather than algebraical and analytical. This is an error. The engine can arrange and combine numerical quantities as if they were letters or any other general symbols; and it fact it might bring out its results in algebraical notation, were provisions made accordingly." Ada, Countess Lovelace, 1844

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                                      Surely you mean PHUQ?

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                        Dalek Dave
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                                        It is never a good time to mention Scrotums, it gets the thread moved to the SB2

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                                        • R Rhuros

                                          "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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                                          LittleYellowBird
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                                          " .... wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." :rolleyes: Yes, probably because she was sooo embarressed that her husband was being such a idiot! :rolleyes: (Mind you, he might have had the decency to let her have the car keys so she could sit down in the car instead of the car park! :laugh: )

                                          Ali

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