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Dalek Dave wrote:
I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it.
Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind. But then, I knew that. :cool:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.
I think we all have, especially Alison!
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...
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A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...
Oh no, he has lost his cherry.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Naughty, Dave, very naughty!
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"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?
I see the double entendre in that sentance too. I must have a particularly dirty mind.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!
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That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!
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It depends how hard you are driving it though.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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Oh no, he has lost his cherry.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Not at all - they're right there in the picture!
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It depends how hard you are driving it though.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!
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Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!
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You could try reverse, if she capable of handling it.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.
I think we all have, especially Alison!
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
"Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006
FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D
Ali
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Surely you mean PHUQ?
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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Oi! .... I just drop in (been kind of busy this week) and you are casting aspertions about my me and mind - its not filthy, I wash it every day! ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
"Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand make decisions and are always right!" Patrick Kielty 2006
FTFY (just ask the missus!) :-D
Ali
Another PK observation... A man has had a busy day and is standing in the pub after work. It is 6.00pm. The phone goes, and his wife explains that she has had a relaxing bath with scented oils, changed the bed linen, and has had a few glasses of wine in anticipation, and asks hm what time he will be home. "I'll be home in 20 minutes" says the man. However, you just know that 70% of men will still be chugging beer at closing time and argueing over who would win an arm wrestling match between David Beckham and Kylie Minogue. The other 30% of men will have gone home to their boyfriends.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.
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Jim Crafton wrote:
the guy who complained needs to get a life.
Hi Jim, A divorce would be a good start here, for the wife, I think. best, Bill
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Surely you mean PHUQ?
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
It is never a good time to mention Scrotums, it gets the thread moved to the SB2
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?
" .... wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." :rolleyes: Yes, probably because she was sooo embarressed that her husband was being such a idiot! :rolleyes: (Mind you, he might have had the decency to let her have the car keys so she could sit down in the car instead of the car park! :laugh: )
Ali
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Would this be a good time to mention scrotums?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Ooohhh, I knew I forgot something when I was shopping earlier ... I should have picked up some anti-wrinkle cream! :rolleyes:
Ali
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I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Actually Ofelia is correct: Guglielmo used exactly that name in the Amleto tragedy... :-D
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