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  • D Dalek Dave

    I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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    hairy_hats
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    The father is from Yorkshire, they use a dialect of Lallans mixed with North Country Cheviot so the spelling is a little fluid.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Forget the sweets, what about the burger bar[^] linked from that page?


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Forget the sweets, what about the burger bar[^] linked from that page?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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        Jim Crafton
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        Someone call me a nurse - stat!

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • J Jim Crafton

          OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Dalek Dave
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          We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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            Rhuros
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            "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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            • J Jim Crafton

              OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              OriginalGriff
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              if you like burgers

              Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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              • J Jim Crafton

                Someone call me a nurse - stat!

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                OriginalGriff
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                You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  Someone call me a nurse - stat!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  Nurse

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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                    Rhuros
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                    Damn you just beat me...

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      if you like burgers

                      Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it.

                        Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind. But then, I knew that. :cool:

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

                        I think we all have, especially Alison!

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                          dreamaway820
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                          A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

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                            A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

                            The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

                              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              Naughty, Dave, very naughty!

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                              • R Rhuros

                                "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                I see the double entendre in that sentance too. I must have a particularly dirty mind.

                                ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

                                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                  Jim Crafton
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                                  That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                                  • J Jim Crafton

                                    That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                                      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                      Jim Crafton
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                                      Not at all - they're right there in the picture!

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                        Jim Crafton
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                                        Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

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                                        • J Jim Crafton

                                          Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

                                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          You could try reverse, if she capable of handling it.

                                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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