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  • D Dalek Dave

    I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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    jp2code
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    No, I saw it instantly. I found it humorous, not offensive, though.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      hairy_hats
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      The father is from Yorkshire, they use a dialect of Lallans mixed with North Country Cheviot so the spelling is a little fluid.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Forget the sweets, what about the burger bar[^] linked from that page?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          Forget the sweets, what about the burger bar[^] linked from that page?


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          Jim Crafton
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          Someone call me a nurse - stat!

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          • J Jim Crafton

            OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

            ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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            Dalek Dave
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            We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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              Rhuros
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              "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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              • J Jim Crafton

                OK, those are a little weird. However this might be something more to your taste[^]! (if you like burgers) I just read the actual article - the guy who complained needs to get a life.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                OriginalGriff
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                Jim Crafton wrote:

                if you like burgers

                Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  Someone call me a nurse - stat!

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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                  • J Jim Crafton

                    Someone call me a nurse - stat!

                    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                    Nurse

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      You're a nurse! Bad-a-boom!

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                      Rhuros
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                      Damn you just beat me...

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Jim Crafton wrote:

                        if you like burgers

                        Or if you like nurses - "she'll ride you to the car!"

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it.

                          Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind. But then, I knew that. :cool:

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          Then I, regretably, have a filthy mind.

                          I think we all have, especially Alison!

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I think it is just a filthy mind that sees it. See Here[^] What annoys me most about the complainant is his daughter's name. Ofelia! 'PH' please! Is her surname Bosoms?

                            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                            dreamaway820
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                            A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

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                            • D dreamaway820

                              A lemon and two cherries? Wow that lime sure gets around... :rolleyes: :laugh:

                              The woods are lovely, dark, and deep But I have promises to keep and lines to code before I sleep, and lines to code before I sleep...

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                We are talking about the burger here, right? The uniforms are great if that pic on the wall is anything to go by. :)

                                ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                Jim Crafton
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                                Naughty, Dave, very naughty!

                                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                  "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." So what was the shop manager going to do?

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  I see the double entendre in that sentance too. I must have a particularly dirty mind.

                                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    I would prefer the preposition to be 'in'.

                                    ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                    Jim Crafton
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                                    That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                                    • J Jim Crafton

                                      That's makes driving a difficult proposition though!

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Oh no, he has lost his cherry.

                                        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                        Jim Crafton
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                                        Not at all - they're right there in the picture!

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          It depends how hard you are driving it though.

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                                          Jim Crafton
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                                          Bumpy ground and all that - wouldn't want to strip third gear now!

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