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  • K k bl

    I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

    ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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    k-bl wrote:

    If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be?

    Brainf**k[^]

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      It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

      ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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      Henry Minute
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      Unfortunately you have forced me to think unpleasant thoughts. The song was also released, either as a 'B' side or album track, can't remember which, by 'He who shall not be named' (Lady in Red, nuff said, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) Curse you DD. :mad:

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        So in that case would the programmer be the composer and the compiler the conductor? I was listening to an SSIS package recently where the composer drags and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

        Enda Mannion Ireland.

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        Enda Mannion wrote:

        and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

        Only if the functionality makes no sense ;)

        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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          k-bl wrote:

          If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be?

          Brainf**k[^]

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          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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          That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

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            That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

            If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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            Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

            That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

            Not if your 15. :-D

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              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

              That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

              Not if your 15. :-D

              "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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              Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

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                Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

                If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

                Hey yeah me too! (Must be a coders thing - I tend to find more programmers listen to heavy stuff than non programmers. I have absolutely no facts whatsoever to back up my statements, but, eh, what you gonna do??!) I've actually got some Slipknot CD's - their second album was the best, but now they've gone very soft and gash. Don't listen to them anymore - well, not unless it gets "shuffled" onto :)

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                • K k bl

                  I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                  ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                  How do you write an object oriented function? :doh: As for the original question, rap would probably be something along the lines of useless comments. Good rap would be akin to useless comments infused with sarcasm and wit.

                  Todd Smith

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                  • K k bl

                    I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                    ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                    wizard-generated code.

                    Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
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                    • K k bl

                      I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                      ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                      k-bl wrote:

                      what would rap be?

                      LISP

                      m.bergman

                      -- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

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                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                        Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

                        Hey yeah me too! (Must be a coders thing - I tend to find more programmers listen to heavy stuff than non programmers. I have absolutely no facts whatsoever to back up my statements, but, eh, what you gonna do??!) I've actually got some Slipknot CD's - their second album was the best, but now they've gone very soft and gash. Don't listen to them anymore - well, not unless it gets "shuffled" onto :)

                        "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                        Yeah, it does seem like it. The majority of the devs over here, and this is counting on the numerous times the question "What music do you listen to when you code?", overlap on hard rock/heavy metal. I dunno, I've been going through a classics phase. Mostly classic rock, the stuff my parents grew up on.

                        If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                        • K k bl

                          I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                          ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                          But wouldn't COBOL be classical music?

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                          • K k bl

                            I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                            ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                            k-bl wrote:

                            what would rap be?

                            GOTO

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                              xml?

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                              That would be stuttering rap.

                              Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
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