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    I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

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      I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

      ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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      k-bl wrote:

      what would rap be?

      Unintelligible garbage that no-one understands :)

      He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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        I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

        ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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        Rap would be anything written in LOLCODE?

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          I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

          ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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          Visual Basic

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            I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

            ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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            Whitespace?

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              Visual Basic

              "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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              VBScript, with lots of repeating comments that don't add any real value :-\

              I are Troll :)

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                I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                xml?

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                  k-bl wrote:

                  what would rap be?

                  Unintelligible garbage that no-one understands :)

                  He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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                  Perl...?

                  -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                    Visual Basic

                    "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                    I'd see VB as more of an advert jingle

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                    • K k bl

                      I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                      ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                      So in that case would the programmer be the composer and the compiler the conductor? I was listening to an SSIS package recently where the composer drags and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

                      Enda Mannion Ireland.

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                        Perl...?

                        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                        Perls a singer.

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                          Perls a singer.

                          ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                          Klingon opera singer maybe.

                          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                            Klingon opera singer maybe.

                            -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                            It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

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                              It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

                              ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                              The 70's are mostly fuzzy to me. Not because of drugs, but mostly because of unfinished synapses. :)

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                                I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                                ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                                k-bl wrote:

                                If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be?

                                Brainf**k[^]

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                                  It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

                                  ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  Unfortunately you have forced me to think unpleasant thoughts. The song was also released, either as a 'B' side or album track, can't remember which, by 'He who shall not be named' (Lady in Red, nuff said, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) Curse you DD. :mad:

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                                    So in that case would the programmer be the composer and the compiler the conductor? I was listening to an SSIS package recently where the composer drags and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

                                    Enda Mannion Ireland.

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                                    Enda Mannion wrote:

                                    and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

                                    Only if the functionality makes no sense ;)

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                                      k-bl wrote:

                                      If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be?

                                      Brainf**k[^]

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                                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                      That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

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                                        That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

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                                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                        That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

                                        Not if your 15. :-D

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                                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                          That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

                                          Not if your 15. :-D

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                                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                          Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

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