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  • K k bl

    I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

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    k-bl wrote:

    what would rap be?

    Unintelligible garbage that no-one understands :)

    He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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      I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

      ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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      Lost User
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      Rap would be anything written in LOLCODE?

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      • K k bl

        I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

        ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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        Visual Basic

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        • K k bl

          I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

          ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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          Jim Crafton
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          Whitespace?

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            Visual Basic

            "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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            VBScript, with lots of repeating comments that don't add any real value :-\

            I are Troll :)

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            • K k bl

              I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

              ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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              xml?

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                k-bl wrote:

                what would rap be?

                Unintelligible garbage that no-one understands :)

                He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                Perl...?

                -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                  "...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"

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                  Russell Jones
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                  I'd see VB as more of an advert jingle

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                  • K k bl

                    I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                    ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                    Eanna M annion
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                    So in that case would the programmer be the composer and the compiler the conductor? I was listening to an SSIS package recently where the composer drags and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

                    Enda Mannion Ireland.

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                      Perl...?

                      -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                      Perls a singer.

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                        Perls a singer.

                        ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        Klingon opera singer maybe.

                        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                          Klingon opera singer maybe.

                          -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

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                            It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

                            ------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006

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                            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                            The 70's are mostly fuzzy to me. Not because of drugs, but mostly because of unfinished synapses. :)

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                            • K k bl

                              I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.

                              ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.

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                              k-bl wrote:

                              If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be?

                              Brainf**k[^]

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                                It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

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                                Henry Minute
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                                Unfortunately you have forced me to think unpleasant thoughts. The song was also released, either as a 'B' side or album track, can't remember which, by 'He who shall not be named' (Lady in Red, nuff said, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) Curse you DD. :mad:

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                                  So in that case would the programmer be the composer and the compiler the conductor? I was listening to an SSIS package recently where the composer drags and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

                                  Enda Mannion Ireland.

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                                  Enda Mannion wrote:

                                  and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?

                                  Only if the functionality makes no sense ;)

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                                    k-bl wrote:

                                    If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be?

                                    Brainf**k[^]

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                                    Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                    That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

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                                      That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

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                                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                      That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

                                      Not if your 15. :-D

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                                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                        That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.

                                        Not if your 15. :-D

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                                        Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                                        Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

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                                          Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

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                                          Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                          Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion

                                          Hey yeah me too! (Must be a coders thing - I tend to find more programmers listen to heavy stuff than non programmers. I have absolutely no facts whatsoever to back up my statements, but, eh, what you gonna do??!) I've actually got some Slipknot CD's - their second album was the best, but now they've gone very soft and gash. Don't listen to them anymore - well, not unless it gets "shuffled" onto :)

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