If code were music....
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I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.
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Rap would be anything written in LOLCODE?
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I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.
ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.
Visual Basic
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I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.
ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.
Whitespace?
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Visual Basic
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
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I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.
ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.
xml?
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k-bl wrote:
what would rap be?
Unintelligible garbage that no-one understands :)
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Perl...?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Visual Basic
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
I'd see VB as more of an advert jingle
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I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.
ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.
So in that case would the programmer be the composer and the compiler the conductor? I was listening to an SSIS package recently where the composer drags and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?
Enda Mannion Ireland.
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Perl...?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
Perls a singer.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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Perls a singer.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Klingon opera singer maybe.
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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Klingon opera singer maybe.
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
The 70's are mostly fuzzy to me. Not because of drugs, but mostly because of unfinished synapses. :)
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.
ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.
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It was a song by Elkie Brookes back in the 70's when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
Unfortunately you have forced me to think unpleasant thoughts. The song was also released, either as a 'B' side or album track, can't remember which, by 'He who shall not be named' (Lady in Red, nuff said, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) Curse you DD. :mad:
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So in that case would the programmer be the composer and the compiler the conductor? I was listening to an SSIS package recently where the composer drags and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?
Enda Mannion Ireland.
Enda Mannion wrote:
and drops all kinds of functionality into the score, could that compare to making techno tunes?
Only if the functionality makes no sense ;)
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That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.
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That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.
Not if your 15. :-D
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
That would be something completely unintelligible like some of Slipknot's songs.
Not if your 15. :-D
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Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion
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Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Hey, I love heavy metal /hard rock, but Slipknot? The whole grindcore genre is just painful noise. My opinion
Hey yeah me too! (Must be a coders thing - I tend to find more programmers listen to heavy stuff than non programmers. I have absolutely no facts whatsoever to back up my statements, but, eh, what you gonna do??!) I've actually got some Slipknot CD's - their second album was the best, but now they've gone very soft and gash. Don't listen to them anymore - well, not unless it gets "shuffled" onto :)
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I don't know why this popped in my mind, but on my way home from work, while listening to some music and thinking about some code I starting thinking about comparing the two. If a well written object oriented function were a symphony and an efficient hack - pop, what would rap be? I don't know where this stuff comes from.
ASP.Net meets JQuery... Imagine the possibilities.
How do you write an object oriented function? :doh: As for the original question, rap would probably be something along the lines of useless comments. Good rap would be akin to useless comments infused with sarcasm and wit.
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