Favorite kid joke
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How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.
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Why do elephants have flat feet? They like to jump out of banana trees late at night. Why are pygmies so short? They like to take walks in banana groves late at night. What's the squishy stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
Kid: "Dad - there's a man at the door with a funny face!" Dad: "Tell him you've already got one." Kid: "Dad, There's a man at the door with one leg, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?" Kid: "Dad - there's a man at the door with a bill." Dad: "Don't be daft, Son, it's just a duck with a hat on."
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
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Why do elephants have flat feet? They like to jump out of banana trees late at night. Why are pygmies so short? They like to take walks in banana groves late at night. What's the squishy stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yello? So they can hid in banana trees
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:-D touché!
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I went to a party last night - had piles to eat! Thought they were tomatoes :(
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You seem to have a collection of these :laugh: ...good ones
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!
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