Favorite kid joke

[martin_hughes]

Kids: Trick or Treat! Me: Release the hounds.

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[PIEBALDconsult]

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

[Christian Graus]

What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

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[Hans Dietrich]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Best wishes, Hans

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[Anthony Mushrow]

That's funny even now.

My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

-SK Genius

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[Lost User]

That's definitely the funniest kid's joke of all time!

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[Lost User]

What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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[Lost User]

What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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[Lost User]

What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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[Douglas Troy]

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.

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[_Damian S_]

What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

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[Lost User]

What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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[Lost User]

What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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[Lost User]

What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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[Lost User]

What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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[Lost User]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil

[Ravi Bhavnani]

Brilliant. /ravi

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[FyreWyrm]

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

[_Damian S_]

What do you call a guy hiding in a pile of leaves? Russell.

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[Christopher Duncan]

How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services