Favorite kid joke

[Ennis Ray Lynch Jr]

"I can't wait till I get older" Joke is on them, really. Or all of us I suppose.

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[Miszou]

Two eggs boiling in a pot of water. One says, "Wow, it's hot in here". The other says, "Wait 'til you get out. You get your head bashed in". Reading it now it just doesn't seem all that funny, but I remember laughing uncontrollably as a kid. :-O

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[Christian Graus]

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

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[martin_hughes]

Kids: Trick or Treat! Me: Release the hounds.

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[PIEBALDconsult]

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

[Christian Graus]

What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

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[Hans Dietrich]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Best wishes, Hans

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[Anthony Mushrow]

That's funny even now.

My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

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[Lost User]

That's definitely the funniest kid's joke of all time!

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[Lost User]

What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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[Lost User]

What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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[Lost User]

What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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[Douglas Troy]

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.

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[_Damian S_]

What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

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[Lost User]

What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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[Lost User]

What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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[Lost User]

What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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[Lost User]

What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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[Lost User]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil

[Ravi Bhavnani]

Brilliant. /ravi

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