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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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    Anthony Mushrow
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    That's funny even now.

    My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

    -SK Genius

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      What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Lost User
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      That's definitely the funniest kid's joke of all time!

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      • M Mike Ellison

        I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

        www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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        Lost User
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        What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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        • M Mike Ellison

          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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          Lost User
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          What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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          • M Mike Ellison

            I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

            www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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            Lost User
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            What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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            • M Mike Ellison

              I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

              www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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              Douglas Troy
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              Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.


              :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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              • M Mike Ellison

                I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                _Damian S_
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                What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                • M Mike Ellison

                  I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                  www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                  Lost User
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                  What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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                  • M Mike Ellison

                    I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                    www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                    Lost User
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                    What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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                    • M Mike Ellison

                      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                      Lost User
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                      What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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                      • M Mike Ellison

                        I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                        www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                        Lost User
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                        What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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                        • M Mike Ellison

                          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                          Lost User
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                          Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil

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                          • C Christian Graus

                            Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                            Ravi Bhavnani
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                            Brilliant. /ravi

                            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            • D Douglas Troy

                              Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.


                              :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
                              Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL

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                              FyreWyrm
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                              Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

                              Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                                Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

                                Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                                _Damian S_
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                                What do you call a guy hiding in a pile of leaves? Russell.

                                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                                • M Mike Ellison

                                  I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                  www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                  Christopher Duncan
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                                  How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

                                  Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                                    How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

                                    Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                                    _Damian S_
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                                    How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him!! How do you catch a tame one? The tame way!

                                    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                                    • A Anthony Mushrow

                                      That's funny even now.

                                      My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

                                      -SK Genius

                                      Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                      That's because you haven't grown up. :)

                                      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                        What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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                                        Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                        That's brilliant. :laugh:

                                        “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                          That's because you haven't grown up. :)

                                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                          _Damian S_
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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                          That's because you haven't grown up.

                                          If growing up was any fun, I would have done it a long time ago!!

                                          I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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