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  • M Mike Ellison

    I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

    www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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    Lost User
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    What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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    • M Mike Ellison

      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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      What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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      • M Mike Ellison

        I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

        www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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        What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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        • M Mike Ellison

          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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          Douglas Troy
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          Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.


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          • M Mike Ellison

            I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

            www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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            _Damian S_
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            What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

            I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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            • M Mike Ellison

              I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

              www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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              What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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              • M Mike Ellison

                I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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                • M Mike Ellison

                  I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                  www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                  What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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                  • M Mike Ellison

                    I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                    www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                    What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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                    • M Mike Ellison

                      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                      Lost User
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                      Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                        Brilliant. /ravi

                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        • D Douglas Troy

                          Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.


                          :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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                          FyreWyrm
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                          Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

                          Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                          • F FyreWyrm

                            Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

                            Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                            _Damian S_
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                            What do you call a guy hiding in a pile of leaves? Russell.

                            I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                            • M Mike Ellison

                              I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                              www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                              How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

                              Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                              • C Christopher Duncan

                                How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

                                Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                                _Damian S_
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                                How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him!! How do you catch a tame one? The tame way!

                                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                                • A Anthony Mushrow

                                  That's funny even now.

                                  My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

                                  -SK Genius

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                                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                  That's because you haven't grown up. :)

                                  “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                    What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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                                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                    That's brilliant. :laugh:

                                    “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                                      That's because you haven't grown up. :)

                                      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                                      _Damian S_
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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                                      That's because you haven't grown up.

                                      If growing up was any fun, I would have done it a long time ago!!

                                      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                                      • C Christopher Duncan

                                        How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

                                        Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                                        Roger Wright
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                                        Why do elephants have flat feet? They like to jump out of banana trees late at night. Why are pygmies so short? They like to take walks in banana groves late at night. What's the squishy stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.

                                        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                        • M Mike Ellison

                                          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                          What do you way to a man with no arms and no legs when your watch is broken? Do you have the time on ya Cock?

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