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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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    Christian Graus
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    What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    • M Mike Ellison

      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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      Hans Dietrich
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      Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

      Best wishes, Hans


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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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        Anthony Mushrow
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        That's funny even now.

        My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

        -SK Genius

        Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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        • C Christian Graus

          What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          Lost User
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          That's definitely the funniest kid's joke of all time!

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          • M Mike Ellison

            I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

            www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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            Lost User
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            What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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            • M Mike Ellison

              I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

              www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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              Lost User
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              What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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              • M Mike Ellison

                I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                Lost User
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                What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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                • M Mike Ellison

                  I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                  www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                  Douglas Troy
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                  Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.


                  :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
                  Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL

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                  • M Mike Ellison

                    I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                    www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                    _Damian S_
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                    What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

                    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                    • M Mike Ellison

                      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                      Lost User
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                      What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

                      ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      • M Mike Ellison

                        I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                        www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                        Lost User
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                        What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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                        • M Mike Ellison

                          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                          Lost User
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                          What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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                          • M Mike Ellison

                            I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                            www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                            Lost User
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                            What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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                            • M Mike Ellison

                              I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                              www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                              Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil

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                              • C Christian Graus

                                Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

                                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                Brilliant. /ravi

                                My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                • D Douglas Troy

                                  Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.


                                  :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
                                  Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL

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                                  FyreWyrm
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                                  Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

                                  Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                                  • F FyreWyrm

                                    Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

                                    Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                                    _Damian S_
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                                    What do you call a guy hiding in a pile of leaves? Russell.

                                    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                                    • M Mike Ellison

                                      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                      Christopher Duncan
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                                      How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

                                      Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                                        How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

                                        Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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                                        _Damian S_
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                                        How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him!! How do you catch a tame one? The tame way!

                                        I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                                        • A Anthony Mushrow

                                          That's funny even now.

                                          My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

                                          -SK Genius

                                          Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          That's because you haven't grown up. :)

                                          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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