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Favorite kid joke

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

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Miszou

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Two eggs boiling in a pot of water. One says, "Wow, it's hot in here". The other says, "Wait 'til you get out. You get your head bashed in". Reading it now it just doesn't seem all that funny, but I remember laughing uncontrollably as a kid. :-O

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Kids: Trick or Treat! Me: Release the hounds.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.
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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.
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Christian Graus

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What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.
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That's funny even now.

My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

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What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

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That's definitely the funniest kid's joke of all time!

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Lost User

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What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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M Mike Ellison

I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

www.MishaInTheCloud.com
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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

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Ravi Bhavnani

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Brilliant. /ravi

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.
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