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    Mike Ellison
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    I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

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      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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      "I can't wait till I get older" Joke is on them, really. Or all of us I suppose.

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        I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

        www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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        Miszou
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        Two eggs boiling in a pot of water. One says, "Wow, it's hot in here". The other says, "Wait 'til you get out. You get your head bashed in". Reading it now it just doesn't seem all that funny, but I remember laughing uncontrollably as a kid. :-O

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          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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          Christian Graus
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          Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

            www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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            martin_hughes
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            Kids: Trick or Treat! Me: Release the hounds.

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              I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

              www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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              Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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                Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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                Christian Graus
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                What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                • M Mike Ellison

                  I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                  www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                  Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

                  Best wishes, Hans


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                    Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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                    Anthony Mushrow
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                    That's funny even now.

                    My current favourite word is: Sammidge!

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                      What's brown and sticky ? A stick.

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      Lost User
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                      That's definitely the funniest kid's joke of all time!

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                        I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                        www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                        What goes "99, bonk" A centipede with a wooden leg.

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                          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                          What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater

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                            I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                            www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                            What goes "Ha ha ha, bonk?" A man laughing his head off.

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                              I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                              www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                              Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.


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                                I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                _Damian S_
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                                What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

                                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

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                                  I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                  www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                  What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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                                    I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                    www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                    What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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                                      I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                      www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                      What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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                                      • M Mike Ellison

                                        I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                        www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                        What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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                                          I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?

                                          www.MishaInTheCloud.com

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                                          Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil

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