Favorite kid joke

[Douglas Troy]

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, floating in the ocean? A: Bob.

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[_Damian S_]

What's brown and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A billiard table.

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[Lost User]

What's yellow, and swings through the trees Tarzipan

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[Lost User]

What has two legs and flies? A pair of trousers

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[Lost User]

What has four wheels and flies? A corporation dustcart

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[Lost User]

What's the longest word in the world? Smiles - because there's a mile between the two S's

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[Lost User]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with his pencil

[Ravi Bhavnani]

Brilliant. /ravi

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[FyreWyrm]

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt.

Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

[_Damian S_]

What do you call a guy hiding in a pile of leaves? Russell.

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[Christopher Duncan]

How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.

Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

[_Damian S_]

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him!! How do you catch a tame one? The tame way!

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

That's because you haven't grown up. :)

“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

That's brilliant. :laugh:

“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

[_Damian S_]

Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

That's because you haven't grown up.

If growing up was any fun, I would have done it a long time ago!!

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[Roger Wright]

Why do elephants have flat feet? They like to jump out of banana trees late at night. Why are pygmies so short? They like to take walks in banana groves late at night. What's the squishy stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.

"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

[Lost User]

What do you way to a man with no arms and no legs when your watch is broken? Do you have the time on ya Cock?

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[Lost User]

Kid: "Dad - there's a man at the door with a funny face!" Dad: "Tell him you've already got one." Kid: "Dad, There's a man at the door with one leg, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?" Kid: "Dad - there's a man at the door with a bill." Dad: "Don't be daft, Son, it's just a duck with a hat on."

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[Lost User]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

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[Lost User]

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no idea

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