Favorite kid joke
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services
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How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him!! How do you catch a tame one? The tame way!
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That's because you haven't grown up. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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What's big, red and hairy, and eats rocks? A big, red, hairy Rock-Eater
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That's brilliant. :laugh:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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That's because you haven't grown up. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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That's because you haven't grown up.
If growing up was any fun, I would have done it a long time ago!!
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
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How do you kill a pink elephant? With a pink elephant gun. So how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun, of course. What about a white elephant? Do you shoot him with a white elephant gun? No, don't be silly. You squeeze him 'til he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. Some animals were harmed in the making of this childish joke.
Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services
Why do elephants have flat feet? They like to jump out of banana trees late at night. Why are pygmies so short? They like to take walks in banana groves late at night. What's the squishy stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
Kid: "Dad - there's a man at the door with a funny face!" Dad: "Tell him you've already got one." Kid: "Dad, There's a man at the door with one leg, called Fred" Dad: "What's his other leg called?" Kid: "Dad - there's a man at the door with a bill." Dad: "Don't be daft, Son, it's just a duck with a hat on."
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
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Why do elephants have flat feet? They like to jump out of banana trees late at night. Why are pygmies so short? They like to take walks in banana groves late at night. What's the squishy stuff between elephants' toes? Slow pygmies.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yello? So they can hid in banana trees
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:-D touché!
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I went to a party last night - had piles to eat! Thought they were tomatoes :(
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You seem to have a collection of these :laugh: ...good ones
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What do you call a guy hiding in a pile of leaves? Russell.
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!
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I've got a 12-year-old and a 7-year-old at home who were firing kid jokes at me the other day. I think I have a new favorite: Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. "Nice belt." What's your favorite kid joke?
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie ? It was rated Arrrr !!!
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