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  • B benjymous

    Real men program by setting the bits on the HDD manually using tweezers, tiny magnets and a big magnifying lens.

    Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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    CPallini
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    benjymous wrote:

    Real men program by setting the bits on the HDD manually using tweezers, tiny magnets and a big magnifying lens

    Real men don't program. :laugh:

    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
    [My articles]

    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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      swjam
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      i gotta borrow this

      ---------------------------------------------------------- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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      • G Gary Wheeler

        We're real men in our shop: We write code using MS-Paint, and create the graphics for our UI's using Notepad*. *: Thanks, Anna!

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        Joan M
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        OK, that's been amazing. 5! 5! and 5! :laugh:

        [www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

        https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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          OK, that's been amazing. 5! 5! and 5! :laugh:

          [www.tamelectromecanica.com][www.tam.cat]

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          Gary Wheeler
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          I must confess it's not mine; I'm paraphrasing Anna-Jayne Metcalfe. I've always thought it was brilliant :laugh:.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          • B benjymous

            Real men program by setting the bits on the HDD manually using tweezers, tiny magnets and a big magnifying lens.

            Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit! Buzzwords!

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            GibbleCH
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            Actually, we use butterflies.

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            • S swjam

              i gotta borrow this

              ---------------------------------------------------------- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              *I* already have...


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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              • D dimpant

                have worked with VB, c#, sql server, asp.net ... all MS technologies... in Uni i've learned php, mysql, ML (functional lang), c++ ... online i read every day about ruby, python, open source, ajax, various APIs from google/amazon etc, agile development... ... so gotta ask... how is today's software made? is everyone using apple's object C or is it just me? ... ... you know what I mean... :confused:

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Rather poorly I suspect.

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                • D dimpant

                  have worked with VB, c#, sql server, asp.net ... all MS technologies... in Uni i've learned php, mysql, ML (functional lang), c++ ... online i read every day about ruby, python, open source, ajax, various APIs from google/amazon etc, agile development... ... so gotta ask... how is today's software made? is everyone using apple's object C or is it just me? ... ... you know what I mean... :confused:

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                  Anders Molin
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                  copy con program.exe

                  - Anders

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                    -----
                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                    DaveAuld
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                    When Chuck Norris wants an omelette, he puts the whole chicken in a blender.

                    Dave Who am I?: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn|Bebo

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                    • D dimpant

                      have worked with VB, c#, sql server, asp.net ... all MS technologies... in Uni i've learned php, mysql, ML (functional lang), c++ ... online i read every day about ruby, python, open source, ajax, various APIs from google/amazon etc, agile development... ... so gotta ask... how is today's software made? is everyone using apple's object C or is it just me? ... ... you know what I mean... :confused:

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                      John M Drescher
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                      I am using C++ and Qt. Been doing that since sometime in 2008. Since then I have one application that is in production and a second in development. In this time, I have written about 100K lines of code in Qt. Before that for 10.5 years I programmed in MFC and churned out 500K to 750K lines of MFC code for the 5 or so major projects I have done with MFC. With all of this said I work in an industry that is always trying to push current hardware to its limits even today. Being forced to load 2GB images on a 32 bit windows OS because the most recent driver created for US 5 million pixel displays (that cost about $10K US each) was written for windows 2000 is the kind of task I handle.

                      John

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                      • D dimpant

                        have worked with VB, c#, sql server, asp.net ... all MS technologies... in Uni i've learned php, mysql, ML (functional lang), c++ ... online i read every day about ruby, python, open source, ajax, various APIs from google/amazon etc, agile development... ... so gotta ask... how is today's software made? is everyone using apple's object C or is it just me? ... ... you know what I mean... :confused:

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                        RichardM1
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                        Probably just you (and the other Mac developers). Objective-C is a good language, with the NS library. I used it from 90-95 (on NeXT boxes). Delphi and C# are good follow on languages - slightly different syntax, but the same basic services. The real issue is learning the class libs, and all three have good (but different) class libs. C++ just required to much BS that was not handled by the IDE (but should have been), I hear it has gotten better, though.

                        Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                        • D dimpant

                          have worked with VB, c#, sql server, asp.net ... all MS technologies... in Uni i've learned php, mysql, ML (functional lang), c++ ... online i read every day about ruby, python, open source, ajax, various APIs from google/amazon etc, agile development... ... so gotta ask... how is today's software made? is everyone using apple's object C or is it just me? ... ... you know what I mean... :confused:

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                          dimpant
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                          :laugh: nice replies everybody, let me clarify: I referenced "object C" just to point the trend to address mobile devices, phones, pdas etc... you don't link apple? think google, think open source. my question is... what the youth think of programming? what's their perspective? Is the current moving from the forementioned technologies to something new? Ultimately, what real men program with today? ;)

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                            :laugh: nice replies everybody, let me clarify: I referenced "object C" just to point the trend to address mobile devices, phones, pdas etc... you don't link apple? think google, think open source. my question is... what the youth think of programming? what's their perspective? Is the current moving from the forementioned technologies to something new? Ultimately, what real men program with today? ;)

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            dimitris.dpant wrote:

                            my question is... what the youth think of programming? what's their perspective?

                            And you ask this in a forum where the average age has got to be over 30, not the best place. The bulk of these geeks are developers with many years experience and multiple languages and you ask them what the "youth" thinks.:~ :doh: Go ask that question in the ASP forum you may have a better audience but then the question would be irrelevant!

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              dimitris.dpant wrote:

                              my question is... what the youth think of programming? what's their perspective?

                              And you ask this in a forum where the average age has got to be over 30, not the best place. The bulk of these geeks are developers with many years experience and multiple languages and you ask them what the "youth" thinks.:~ :doh: Go ask that question in the ASP forum you may have a better audience but then the question would be irrelevant!

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              dimpant
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                              Give yourself a break will ya? It's your fault if you still program in cobol.

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