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Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles]
Happy New Year to all.
We hope 2010 soon brings us automatic PRE tags!
Until then, please insert them manually.
Thanks!
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.
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B-rad A wrote:
I still have my box from 1998 and I believe it has 64MB of ram, an 8gig hard drive and a DVD player!!
I once paid $250 for an 80MB drive (note the M) and couldn't believe what a great deal I had found. That's 80 MILLION bytes!! Of course the biggest program I had at the time was King's Quest V weighing in at 10MB or so.
He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.
I got you beat by a mile - my first 20mb hard drive cost me $700 - and all my friends laughed at me for getting such a large drive.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
What about this? :)
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.
Lloyd Atkinson©☺ wrote:
What about this? I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant. My operating system kernel the first time it booted
Need more Bob.
Todd Smith
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I got you beat by a mile - my first 20mb hard drive cost me $700 - and all my friends laughed at me for getting such a large drive.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001I bought an Amiga 500, I got a 20 MB drive, and I wondered how I could ever fill it.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Lloyd Atkinson©☺ wrote:
WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
This is a list from 1989... I doubt if many of the younger people here even knoiw what DesqView is/was.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001DesqView and DesqViewX were actually way ahead of Windoze at the time in terms of multitasking. They provided pre-emptive multitasking (as opposed to cooperative multitasking in Windows). I worked for Quarterdeck for a few years and used them a lot (including QEMM, remember?). Good times...
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DesqView and DesqViewX were actually way ahead of Windoze at the time in terms of multitasking. They provided pre-emptive multitasking (as opposed to cooperative multitasking in Windows). I worked for Quarterdeck for a few years and used them a lot (including QEMM, remember?). Good times...
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Look better? :)
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.
Much better! :thumbsup:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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I got you beat by a mile - my first 20mb hard drive cost me $700 - and all my friends laughed at me for getting such a large drive.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001My first HDD was also 20meg (all the space in the world!), back when they were still called Winchester discs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lloyd Atkinson©☺ wrote:
What about this? I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant. My operating system kernel the first time it booted
Need more Bob.
Todd Smith
Who?
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.
