Is my girlfriend a Hypocrite???
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I wonder if it was male or female... :-O
Is you're girlfriend a member, too?:confused:
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Is you're girlfriend a member, too?:confused:
PogoboyMtK wrote:
Is you're girlfriend a member, too?
Of Facebook, but only just!!!
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Of course you're wrong.... You're the guy, right? :doh:
Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow??? :-D
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When you look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary, the list of definitions starts with "1) Any woman; 2) Any democrat; 3) Anyone who programs in VB; ...".
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
- Any democrat
- Any politician.
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My girlfriend has been quite outspoken about "Air Brushing" images in glossy magazines. (Since I demonstrated to her how easy it is). Saying: It gives a false impression & goals for young girls. (She has a 16 year old daughter) But this is where it gets interesting: She went to a photo shoot with her daughter! :-D And when the prints came back in the post, what do you think happened??? You guessed it, a tummy tuck here, a boob job there... Am I alone in thinking that is Hypocritical? Funny, but still Hypocritical! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She is also going to kill me for posting this (If she finds out...)
It's not the retouching, it's the magazine -- even if there were no retouching, magazines (and such) would still give false goals.
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Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow??? :-D
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:-D I went through exactly the same thing with my wife a couple years ago. Somehow, she didn't see it as hypocritical in any way, though. I just had to accept that I was "wrong".
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Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow??? :-D
There is only one rule: You're always wrong, especially when you're right.
Fight Big Government:
http://obamacareclassaction.com/
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My girlfriend has been quite outspoken about "Air Brushing" images in glossy magazines. (Since I demonstrated to her how easy it is). Saying: It gives a false impression & goals for young girls. (She has a 16 year old daughter) But this is where it gets interesting: She went to a photo shoot with her daughter! :-D And when the prints came back in the post, what do you think happened??? You guessed it, a tummy tuck here, a boob job there... Am I alone in thinking that is Hypocritical? Funny, but still Hypocritical! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She is also going to kill me for posting this (If she finds out...)
Why photograph the girls at all if they are just going to be painted over anyway? Start with the painting and save all the aggravation. In all seriousness, magazines/photographers will not stop this trend until folks stop paying them. The only message they understand is the one that affects their bottom line.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Man who follows car will be exhausted." - Confucius
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PogoboyMtK wrote:
I just had to accept that I was "wrong".
Ah the woman is always right.
Two heads are better than one.
Norm .net wrote:
Ah the woman is always right.
even when she's wrong.
Fight Big Government:
http://obamacareclassaction.com/
http://obamacaretruth.org/ -
When you look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary, the list of definitions starts with "1) Any woman; 2) Any democrat; 3) Anyone who programs in VB; ...".
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001you didn't start the list with 0. oh, it mentioned VB. Not your fault.
Fight Big Government:
http://obamacareclassaction.com/
http://obamacaretruth.org/ -
My girlfriend has been quite outspoken about "Air Brushing" images in glossy magazines. (Since I demonstrated to her how easy it is). Saying: It gives a false impression & goals for young girls. (She has a 16 year old daughter) But this is where it gets interesting: She went to a photo shoot with her daughter! :-D And when the prints came back in the post, what do you think happened??? You guessed it, a tummy tuck here, a boob job there... Am I alone in thinking that is Hypocritical? Funny, but still Hypocritical! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She is also going to kill me for posting this (If she finds out...)
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So you don't have the illustrated full version then? :-D
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So you don't have the illustrated full version then? :-D
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you didn't start the list with 0. oh, it mentioned VB. Not your fault.
Fight Big Government:
http://obamacareclassaction.com/
http://obamacaretruth.org/It's from a dictionary, whose authors aren't as enlightened as I am.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow??? :-D
Alan Beasley wrote:
Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow???
There is no rule book because the rules always change. For example: Day 1: GF: complain, complain, complain Me: Uh, yeah, whatever GF: I was looking for some sympathy Day 2: GF: complain, complain, complain Me: Oh, I'm sorry you feel that way, I'm sure it'll be ok, yadda yadda yadda GF: You're just saying that because I told you I wanted sympathy yesterday, and now you're being condescending by not really meaning it. Marc
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Why photograph the girls at all if they are just going to be painted over anyway? Start with the painting and save all the aggravation. In all seriousness, magazines/photographers will not stop this trend until folks stop paying them. The only message they understand is the one that affects their bottom line.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Man who follows car will be exhausted." - Confucius
The problem is, for the majority of their readership:
DavidCrow wrote:
The only message they understand is the one that affects their bottom
Marc
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Why photograph the girls at all if they are just going to be painted over anyway? Start with the painting and save all the aggravation. In all seriousness, magazines/photographers will not stop this trend until folks stop paying them. The only message they understand is the one that affects their bottom line.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Man who follows car will be exhausted." - Confucius
Because then all the ads would have Jessica Rabbit and the problem would be worse.
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Alan Beasley wrote:
Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow???
There is no rule book because the rules always change. For example: Day 1: GF: complain, complain, complain Me: Uh, yeah, whatever GF: I was looking for some sympathy Day 2: GF: complain, complain, complain Me: Oh, I'm sorry you feel that way, I'm sure it'll be ok, yadda yadda yadda GF: You're just saying that because I told you I wanted sympathy yesterday, and now you're being condescending by not really meaning it. Marc
R we going out with the same woman??? :laugh:
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I have the shortened version, much easier to remember: 1. You're always wrong, even if you're right. 2. "Yes dear." is your standard phrase to every question asked. 3. "You look stunning in that dress / skirt / outfit." and "We'll do whatever you want. / Well go with whatever you choose." should be an automated response. Like Pavlov's dog, you should utter those words whenever you second half asks you anything about her appearance or where to eat. Three easy to follow guidelines for a happy relationship. ;p
