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Is my girlfriend a Hypocrite???

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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    When you look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary, the list of definitions starts with "1) Any woman; 2) Any democrat; 3) Anyone who programs in VB; ...".

    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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    Mark_Wallace
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    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

    1. Anyone who programs in VB;

    I thought that was more associated with hypodermics.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      When you look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary, the list of definitions starts with "1) Any woman; 2) Any democrat; 3) Anyone who programs in VB; ...".

      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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      John M Drescher
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      :laugh:

      John

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      • A Alan Beasley

        My girlfriend has been quite outspoken about "Air Brushing" images in glossy magazines. (Since I demonstrated to her how easy it is). Saying: It gives a false impression & goals for young girls. (She has a 16 year old daughter) But this is where it gets interesting: She went to a photo shoot with her daughter! :-D And when the prints came back in the post, what do you think happened??? You guessed it, a tummy tuck here, a boob job there... Am I alone in thinking that is Hypocritical? Funny, but still Hypocritical! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She is also going to kill me for posting this (If she finds out...)

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        Alan Beasley
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        I wonder if it was male or female... :-O

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        • A Alan Beasley

          PogoboyMtK wrote:

          she didn't see it as hypocritical in any way, though. I just had to accept that I was "wrong".

          I've been told it's OK, as it's just for her??? I'm obviously wrong as well...

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          Of course you're wrong.... You're the guy, right? :doh:

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          • A Alan Beasley

            ragnaroknrol wrote:

            Run like hell

            Before I'm beaten to death with a magazine??? :-D

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            fjdiewornncalwe
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            Why run... Being beaten with a magazine by the woman I love could lead to an interesting evening after 16 years of marriage... :-\

            modified on Wednesday, April 28, 2010 10:36 AM

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            • F fjdiewornncalwe

              Of course you're wrong.... You're the guy, right? :doh:

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              Corporal Agarn
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              You beat me to the comment.

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              • A Alan Beasley

                I wonder if it was male or female... :-O

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                fjdiewornncalwe
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                Is you're girlfriend a member, too?:confused:

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                • F fjdiewornncalwe

                  Is you're girlfriend a member, too?:confused:

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                  Alan Beasley
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                  PogoboyMtK wrote:

                  Is you're girlfriend a member, too?

                  Of Facebook, but only just!!!

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                  • F fjdiewornncalwe

                    Of course you're wrong.... You're the guy, right? :doh:

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                    Alan Beasley
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                    Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow??? :-D

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      When you look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary, the list of definitions starts with "1) Any woman; 2) Any democrat; 3) Anyone who programs in VB; ...".

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      1. Any democrat
                      1. Any politician.
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                      • A Alan Beasley

                        My girlfriend has been quite outspoken about "Air Brushing" images in glossy magazines. (Since I demonstrated to her how easy it is). Saying: It gives a false impression & goals for young girls. (She has a 16 year old daughter) But this is where it gets interesting: She went to a photo shoot with her daughter! :-D And when the prints came back in the post, what do you think happened??? You guessed it, a tummy tuck here, a boob job there... Am I alone in thinking that is Hypocritical? Funny, but still Hypocritical! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She is also going to kill me for posting this (If she finds out...)

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        It's not the retouching, it's the magazine -- even if there were no retouching, magazines (and such) would still give false goals.

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                        • A Alan Beasley

                          Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow??? :-D

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                          ricmil42
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                          I have the rule book in PDF format. It's a 75,000 Terabyte download.

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                          • F fjdiewornncalwe

                            :-D I went through exactly the same thing with my wife a couple years ago. Somehow, she didn't see it as hypocritical in any way, though. I just had to accept that I was "wrong".

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                            NormDroid
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                            PogoboyMtK wrote:

                            I just had to accept that I was "wrong".

                            Ah the woman is always right.

                            Two heads are better than one.

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                            • A Alan Beasley

                              Do you have a copy of the rules I could borrow??? :-D

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                              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                              There is only one rule: You're always wrong, especially when you're right.

                              Fight Big Government:
                              http://obamacareclassaction.com/
                              http://obamacaretruth.org/

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                                PogoboyMtK wrote:

                                I just had to accept that I was "wrong".

                                Ah the woman is always right.

                                Two heads are better than one.

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                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                Norm .net wrote:

                                Ah the woman is always right.

                                even when she's wrong.

                                Fight Big Government:
                                http://obamacareclassaction.com/
                                http://obamacaretruth.org/

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                                • A Alan Beasley

                                  My girlfriend has been quite outspoken about "Air Brushing" images in glossy magazines. (Since I demonstrated to her how easy it is). Saying: It gives a false impression & goals for young girls. (She has a 16 year old daughter) But this is where it gets interesting: She went to a photo shoot with her daughter! :-D And when the prints came back in the post, what do you think happened??? You guessed it, a tummy tuck here, a boob job there... Am I alone in thinking that is Hypocritical? Funny, but still Hypocritical! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She is also going to kill me for posting this (If she finds out...)

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                                  David Crow
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                                  Why photograph the girls at all if they are just going to be painted over anyway? Start with the painting and save all the aggravation. In all seriousness, magazines/photographers will not stop this trend until folks stop paying them. The only message they understand is the one that affects their bottom line.

                                  "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                                  "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                                  "Man who follows car will be exhausted." - Confucius

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    When you look up "hypocrite" in the dictionary, the list of definitions starts with "1) Any woman; 2) Any democrat; 3) Anyone who programs in VB; ...".

                                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                    TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                    you didn't start the list with 0. oh, it mentioned VB. Not your fault.

                                    Fight Big Government:
                                    http://obamacareclassaction.com/
                                    http://obamacaretruth.org/

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                                    • A Alan Beasley

                                      My girlfriend has been quite outspoken about "Air Brushing" images in glossy magazines. (Since I demonstrated to her how easy it is). Saying: It gives a false impression & goals for young girls. (She has a 16 year old daughter) But this is where it gets interesting: She went to a photo shoot with her daughter! :-D And when the prints came back in the post, what do you think happened??? You guessed it, a tummy tuck here, a boob job there... Am I alone in thinking that is Hypocritical? Funny, but still Hypocritical! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She is also going to kill me for posting this (If she finds out...)

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                                      peterchen
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                                      Yes, but what does this change?

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                                      • R ricmil42

                                        I have the rule book in PDF format. It's a 75,000 Terabyte download.

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                                        Alan Beasley
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                                        So you don't have the illustrated full version then? :-D

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                                        • A Alan Beasley

                                          So you don't have the illustrated full version then? :-D

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                                          ricmil42
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                                          No, it's all text. In 6 point font! :-D

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