The Russians don't mess around!
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Tom Archer wrote: Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. And so the cycle of violence deepens. This won't stop terrorists, this will just enrage them further, banishing even the slightest glimmer of rationality from their minds. The next attack will have a big fat label saying "This is for our fallen comrades who you degraded when at their weakest." On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven?
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? No!!!!!!! :omg::omg: X| :eek: You have an evil, twisted mind! You're worse than Hannibal Lecter! You're a souless human being! Argg!!!;)
There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Paul Watson wrote: On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? No!!!!!!! :omg::omg: X| :eek: You have an evil, twisted mind! You're worse than Hannibal Lecter! You're a souless human being! Argg!!!;)
There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Eddie Velasquez wrote: You have an evil, twisted mind! You're worse than Hannibal Lecter! You're a souless human being! Thanks Eddie and I like you too, but I am not that way inclined. Can't we just be friends? ;P Eddie Velasquez wrote: There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't So Binarians can't count to ten can they? Really, what are we teaching our kids these days... ;)
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Russell Morris wrote: Anyone who can be brainwashed into beleiving that being buried in a pigskin keeps you from going to Heaven will most certainly be brainwashed into beleiving that there is some loophole to the previous brainwashing that allows men buried in pigskins to go to Heaven. Yup. A loophole like "If you strap bombs to your chest and kill the enemy you can be buried in mohair jackets with porcupine quills and you will still go to heaven and enter into the Sacred Harem Of a Thousand Naked Virgins all at your service."
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: "If you strap bombs to your chest and kill the enemy you can be buried in mohair jackets with porcupine quills and you will still go to heaven and enter into the Sacred Harem Of a Thousand Naked Virgins all at your service." Been there... it's overrated, actually. Christian Skovdal Andersen Don't mention the war...
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Wow, Paul! My brother graduated from a theology college, but he could learn a lot from you They don't call me Paul* for nothing you know... :rolleyes: My sister also went through theology college and she despairs at my non-PC religious jokes. Says I am damned for eternity, but she still loves me. Go figure :-D * Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously, specifically Christianity, bent. For Peter's sake I am not a priest, pastor, canon or even a church goer so stop sending me religious questions! (not you Nemanja, but I have had emails like that in the past.)
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: Actually people just automatically assume that because my name is Paul that I am religiously [sic] that's why i use "Chris" instead of "Christian". you could try "Pau" instead of "Paul" -c
“If it turns out that I’m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time.” -- OJ Simpson
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Daniel Ferguson wrote: Surely you mean 21 minutes. No, 21 days. Think about it. To be given a book which says you will take 21 days to learn VB is more of a sin than 21 minutes. Not that I think any C++ coder can learn VB in 21 days even. VB is a very subtle language which requires a lifetime of dedication and thought. This is why C++ coders don't get it, they can't handle it....
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson:laugh: Paul Watson wrote: To be given a book which says you will take 21 days to learn VB is more of a sin than 21 minutes. I didn't think of it that way. :-D
Know Jesus, no peace. No Jesus, know peace.
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Paul Watson wrote: On a lighter friday note: If you bury a C++ coder with a copy of Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days will he still go to heaven? No!!!!!!! :omg::omg: X| :eek: You have an evil, twisted mind! You're worse than Hannibal Lecter! You're a souless human being! Argg!!!;)
There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Eddie Velasquez wrote: There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't. Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11. ;P That's why I ramble so much. If you're short and quotable, there's a much greater danger of ending up in a sig. [Christopher Duncan on how to prevent yourself from ending up in a sig]
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Daniel Ferguson wrote: Surely you mean 21 minutes. No, 21 days. Think about it. To be given a book which says you will take 21 days to learn VB is more of a sin than 21 minutes. Not that I think any C++ coder can learn VB in 21 days even. VB is a very subtle language which requires a lifetime of dedication and thought. This is why C++ coders don't get it, they can't handle it....
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul WatsonPaul Watson wrote: VB is a very subtle language which requires a lifetime of dedication and thought. ie. not intuitive and poorly written . ;P BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson
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:wtf: A bit over the top perhaps??? Sure it sends a message to the terrorists but it also sends a message that they don't give a flying f**k damn about the beliefs of Muslims... or is that a belief of just the jihad rebels? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
No, you're wrong. It shows that they know enough about their beliefs to know how to properly punish those responsible. Death is no punishment for these people, they choose it. But to take away the reward that makes people willing to lose their life, now THAT is smart. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
What a brilliant idea, should make terrorists think twice. I can't believe noone read this law and implimented it before. I wonder how one could secure a market in the pigskin market :~
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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Paul Watson wrote: Learn Visual Basic in 21 Days Surely you mean 21 minutes. ;P
Know Jesus, no peace. No Jesus, know peace.
You laugh - I saw a learn C++ in 24 hours once! :wtf:
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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:wtf: A bit over the top perhaps??? Sure it sends a message to the terrorists but it also sends a message that they don't give a flying f**k damn about the beliefs of Muslims... or is that a belief of just the jihad rebels? Regards, Brian Dela :-)
The beauty of it is, they aren't actually hurting anyone - you can't hurt someone who is dead. And yet, it will really put people off suicide missions. There will be no point if they won't get their percieved "reward". Could be very effective. Even if it only stops one terrorist attack, and saves one person's life, it will be worth it. :rose:
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
Didn't the British do something similar during one of their wars (maybe Boer, I'm not sure)? -Sean ---- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein.
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excellent. maybe the muslim loonies will find a greater satan in russia than they do in the US and i can go back to my regularly scheduled way of life. -c
“If it turns out that I’m actually the one who did it, then looking for the real killers would be a big old waste of time.” -- OJ Simpson
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David Cunningham wrote: On the other hand the Russians are allowing this to be a war of idiology and religion, and not of criminal behavior. If we allow the Islamic fundamentalists to turn this into a war of idiology, it will lead to total disaster. IMHO, this has always been a war of ideology and different cultures - like it or not. :beer:
Hmmm, Not for me it isn't. I have scores of Muslim friends & clients and I don't hold them accountable for the lunatics at share the ethnic or religious background any more than they hold me accountable for the Timothy McVeigh's of the World. It's true that the Islamic extremists want to make you think it's about religion but for most I don't think it is. David
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You laugh - I saw a learn C++ in 24 hours once! :wtf:
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
You saw it, I own it! I never could get the DJGPP compiler that came with it to work quite right!
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Russell Morris wrote: Anyone who can be brainwashed into beleiving that being buried in a pigskin keeps you from going to Heaven will most certainly be brainwashed into beleiving that there is some loophole to the previous brainwashing that allows men buried in pigskins to go to Heaven. Yup. A loophole like "If you strap bombs to your chest and kill the enemy you can be buried in mohair jackets with porcupine quills and you will still go to heaven and enter into the Sacred Harem Of a Thousand Naked Virgins all at your service."
Paul Watson
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Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote:
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
I'm suprised they didn't feed them to pigs, ship what came out the other side back home, and charge the families for the cost of shipping.
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What a brilliant idea, should make terrorists think twice. I can't believe noone read this law and implimented it before. I wonder how one could secure a market in the pigskin market :~
I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty
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:omg: Evidently, the Russians are going to bury the killed Chechen hostage takers in pigskin! Muslim jihad rebels believe they will ascend immediately to heaven as a result of their attacks. Howevr, being buried in a pigskin is supposed to prevent that. Obviously these guys are serious about sending a message [^] to terrorists. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
I don't think it will affect anything at all. The terrorists are merely costuming themselves in the religion. I doubt they have any real regard for it at all. They say Islam is a religion of peace, but every yahoo with a crate of AK-47s is declaring Jihads left and right. Go figure. Of course you know the terrorist leaders will come up with some story like, "Don't worry, little fanatic. Your soul can only be bound with pigskin if I bury you that way. The Infidel has no power over your soul. Now get going and kill yourself before I bury you in pigskin."
"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" -xterm