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    john john mackey
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    has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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      has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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      Dalek Dave
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      Ask my wife, baby! :)

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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        Chris Meech
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        What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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          What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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          Lost User
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          Promiscuous women, right? Not really the same as sex

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            Ask my wife, baby! :)

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            Ernest Laurentin
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            Good one!

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              What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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              Dalek Dave
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              Fat Americans?

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                john john mackey
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                LOL! Cheeky :laugh:

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                  What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                  El Corazon
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                  Chris Meech wrote:

                  What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

                  Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    Chris Meech wrote:

                    What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

                    Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    Ernest Laurentin
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                    You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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                      You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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                      El Corazon
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                      Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                      You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                      I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                        Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                        You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                        I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                        _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                        Lost User
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                        That reminds me of someone...

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                          has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                          Christian Graus
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                          Used to be every time, but now that I'm getting old, probably 80% of the time.

                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                            has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            john john mackey wrote:

                            has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

                            Hey man, the earth and heavens always move for her when we get busy. Marc

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                              has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                              Chris Maunder
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                              Ironically there was a news report yesterday saying cougars had been confirmed to be living in Ontario.

                              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                                has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                                Roger Wright
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                                Every time. And you?

                                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                  Ask my wife, baby! :)

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Lost User
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                                  If I ever 'get busy' with her, I will be sure to do so.

                                  ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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