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  • J john john mackey

    has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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    Dalek Dave
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    Ask my wife, baby! :)

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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      Chris Meech
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      What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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        What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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        Lost User
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        Promiscuous women, right? Not really the same as sex

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          Ask my wife, baby! :)

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Ernest Laurentin
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          Good one!

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          • C Chris Meech

            What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Dalek Dave
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            Fat Americans?

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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              john john mackey
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              LOL! Cheeky :laugh:

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                What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                El Corazon
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                Chris Meech wrote:

                What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

                Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                  Chris Meech wrote:

                  What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

                  Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                  Ernest Laurentin
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                  You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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                  • E Ernest Laurentin

                    You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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                    El Corazon
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                    Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                    You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                    I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                      Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                      You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                      I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                      Lost User
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                      That reminds me of someone...

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                      • J john john mackey

                        has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                        Christian Graus
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                        Used to be every time, but now that I'm getting old, probably 80% of the time.

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        • J john john mackey

                          has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                          Marc Clifton
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                          john john mackey wrote:

                          has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

                          Hey man, the earth and heavens always move for her when we get busy. Marc

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                          • J john john mackey

                            has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                            Chris Maunder
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                            Ironically there was a news report yesterday saying cougars had been confirmed to be living in Ontario.

                            cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                            • J john john mackey

                              has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                              Roger Wright
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                              Every time. And you?

                              "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                Ask my wife, baby! :)

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Lost User
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                                If I ever 'get busy' with her, I will be sure to do so.

                                ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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