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  • C Chris Meech

    What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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    Lost User
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    Promiscuous women, right? Not really the same as sex

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Ask my wife, baby! :)

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      Ernest Laurentin
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      Good one!

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      • C Chris Meech

        What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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        Dalek Dave
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        Fat Americans?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        • C Chris Meech

          What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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          john john mackey
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          LOL! Cheeky :laugh:

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          • C Chris Meech

            What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            El Corazon
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            Chris Meech wrote:

            What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

            Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

            _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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              Chris Meech wrote:

              What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

              Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

              _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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              Ernest Laurentin
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              You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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              • E Ernest Laurentin

                You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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                El Corazon
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                Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                  Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                  You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                  I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                  Lost User
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                  That reminds me of someone...

                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                  • J john john mackey

                    has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                    Christian Graus
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                    Used to be every time, but now that I'm getting old, probably 80% of the time.

                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                    • J john john mackey

                      has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                      Marc Clifton
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                      john john mackey wrote:

                      has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

                      Hey man, the earth and heavens always move for her when we get busy. Marc

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                      • J john john mackey

                        has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                        Chris Maunder
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                        Ironically there was a news report yesterday saying cougars had been confirmed to be living in Ontario.

                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                        • J john john mackey

                          has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Every time. And you?

                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Ask my wife, baby! :)

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            If I ever 'get busy' with her, I will be sure to do so.

                            ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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