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  • J john john mackey

    has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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    Chris Meech
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    What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

    Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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      What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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      Lost User
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      Promiscuous women, right? Not really the same as sex

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        Ask my wife, baby! :)

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Ernest Laurentin
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        Good one!

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          What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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          Dalek Dave
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          Fat Americans?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            john john mackey
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            LOL! Cheeky :laugh:

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              What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes? :cool:

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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              El Corazon
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              Chris Meech wrote:

              What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

              Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

              _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                Chris Meech wrote:

                What do you think causes Canadian earth quakes

                Somebody knocks a bottle of beer off a table and a whole city tries to jump for it before it hits the ground?

                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                Ernest Laurentin
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                You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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                  You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

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                  El Corazon
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                  Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                  You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                  I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                  _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                    You need to do a bit of publicity here for people to believe you!

                    I was guessing.... I have never been to Canada. All our Earthquakes here are all Magma based[^]. Mild, slow, but imminently creepy. :laugh:

                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    Lost User
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                    That reminds me of someone...

                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                    • J john john mackey

                      has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                      Christian Graus
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                      Used to be every time, but now that I'm getting old, probably 80% of the time.

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      • J john john mackey

                        has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        john john mackey wrote:

                        has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

                        Hey man, the earth and heavens always move for her when we get busy. Marc

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                        • J john john mackey

                          has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                          Chris Maunder
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                          Ironically there was a news report yesterday saying cougars had been confirmed to be living in Ontario.

                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                          • J john john mackey

                            has anyone experienced an earthquake while they were getting busy (i.e. having sex?)

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                            Roger Wright
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                            Every time. And you?

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Ask my wife, baby! :)

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Lost User
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                              If I ever 'get busy' with her, I will be sure to do so.

                              ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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