JOTD [modified]

[Lost User]

Repost (and a kicking)

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Arun Jacob wrote:

So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me

*KICK*

It's time for a new sig. Seriously.

[CPallini]

Please go back reordering keys. :)

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[Lost User]

A man who worked as a chef got fired for stealing kitchen utensils. He took too many whisks.

[Arun Jacob]

Repost? :omg:

Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET

[Henry Minute]

I know that man. It was Raymond Blancmange, the infamous milk-pudding chef.

Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas? - Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec. Business Myths of the Geek #4 'What you think matters.'

[Tomz_KV]

Have you ever wondered why keys are not alphabetical?

TOMZ_KV

[Lost User]

Yes its the third best joke[^] apparently

[Arun Jacob]

Definitely I won't post If I saw that :doh:

Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET

[Dalek Dave]

To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

[Lost User]

There is no reason to be like that. If you come across a joke that makes you laugh then please share it with the rest of us, dont worry about the downvotes, I sometimes post jokes knowing they are going to be downvoted, please see my post below about the chef. :)

[Mechanical]

In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move

if (...){

to

if (...)
{

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[Arun Jacob]

:doh: I think you misunderstood. I don't have any hard feelings as I enjoy this Lounge and like the guys here. But thanks for the post:thumbsup:

Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET

[Tomz_KV]

Interesting enough that people like the "wrong keyboard" but do not want a new design.

TOMZ_KV

[Arun Jacob]

Ctrl+K, D not there :laugh:

Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET

[Smithers Jones]

Arun Jacob wrote:

First and Last JOTD

I hope, this is a promise you will keep. :)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

[Arun Jacob]

Smithers-Jones wrote:

I hope, this is a promise you will keep.

I was thinking why somebody don't post this, you did it, 5 from me. :laugh:

Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET

[Tomz_KV]

Why did you do that? looks better?

TOMZ_KV

[Mechanical]

Arun Jacob wrote:

Ctrl+K, D not there

I started out when .NET didn't exist. It was VC6.

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[Mechanical]

Tomz_KV wrote:

Why did you do that?

if (...)
{

It is the way God intended it to be! The alternative was to sit and do nothing about the evil formatting.

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