JOTD [modified]
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I didn't see much JOTD today. So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me :rolleyes: A man joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Man : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. [UPDATE] :~ First and Last JOTD X|
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM
In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move
if (...){
to
if (...)
{NULL
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To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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There is no reason to be like that. If you come across a joke that makes you laugh then please share it with the rest of us, dont worry about the downvotes, I sometimes post jokes knowing they are going to be downvoted, please see my post below about the chef. :)
:doh: I think you misunderstood. I don't have any hard feelings as I enjoy this Lounge and like the guys here. But thanks for the post:thumbsup:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move
if (...){
to
if (...)
{NULL
Ctrl+K, D not there :laugh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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I didn't see much JOTD today. So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me :rolleyes: A man joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Man : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. [UPDATE] :~ First and Last JOTD X|
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM
Arun Jacob wrote:
First and Last JOTD
I hope, this is a promise you will keep. :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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Arun Jacob wrote:
First and Last JOTD
I hope, this is a promise you will keep. :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Smithers-Jones wrote:
I hope, this is a promise you will keep.
I was thinking why somebody don't post this, you did it, 5 from me. :laugh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move
if (...){
to
if (...)
{NULL
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Ctrl+K, D not there :laugh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
Arun Jacob wrote:
Ctrl+K, D not there
I started out when .NET didn't exist. It was VC6.
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Tomz_KV wrote:
Why did you do that?
if (...)
{It is the way God intended it to be! The alternative was to sit and do nothing about the evil formatting.
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Tomz_KV wrote:
Why did you do that?
if (...)
{It is the way God intended it to be! The alternative was to sit and do nothing about the evil formatting.
NULL
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To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Back when I designed VDT's, I had to do a special keyboard layout : A-J, K-S, T-Z. The Coal Board - if the keys were qwerty then the union wanted clerical pay for using them...
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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Interesting enough that people like the "wrong keyboard" but do not want a new design.
TOMZ_KV
The Dvorak[^] keyboard has a layout designed to be faster and easier to use. I've heard of a few people using them but haven't tried one myself.
Pete
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Some IDE leaves the "{" on the same line of "if" by default. I do not remember which one. Current visual studio certainly does not do that.
TOMZ_KV
It does if you have it set to: Tools...Options...Text editor...C#...Formatting...Newlines
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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It does if you have it set to: Tools...Options...Text editor...C#...Formatting...Newlines
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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The Dvorak[^] keyboard has a layout designed to be faster and easier to use. I've heard of a few people using them but haven't tried one myself.
Pete
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It might be hard to do due to the mismatch between the physical keyboard and Dvorak system.
TOMZ_KV
Well, there is a layout designed for programmers with braces and operators on the number keys (numbers require a shift). Yes, you would need to buy a physical keyboard with the Dvorak layout, but after reading the page I think i'll look into getting one (a large portion of that last line was right handed and required several hurdles.) And apparently most operating systems today support the Dvorak layout. And I don't use the ctrl-X/C/V for cut copy and paste, I've always found using the ctrl-insert, shift-insert, and shift-delete more intuitive.
Pete
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It might be hard to do due to the mismatch between the physical keyboard and Dvorak system.
TOMZ_KV
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A man who worked as a chef got fired for stealing kitchen utensils. He took too many whisks.
I suppose he took one whisk and then it just balooned! :)
Ali
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I suppose he took one whisk and then it just balooned! :)
Ali
