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I didn't see much JOTD today. So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me :rolleyes: A man joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Man : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. [UPDATE] :~ First and Last JOTD X|
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM
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Repost? :omg:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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Yes its the third best joke[^] apparently
Definitely I won't post If I saw that :doh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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Definitely I won't post If I saw that :doh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
There is no reason to be like that. If you come across a joke that makes you laugh then please share it with the rest of us, dont worry about the downvotes, I sometimes post jokes knowing they are going to be downvoted, please see my post below about the chef. :)
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I didn't see much JOTD today. So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me :rolleyes: A man joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Man : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. [UPDATE] :~ First and Last JOTD X|
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM
In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move
if (...){
to
if (...)
{NULL
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To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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There is no reason to be like that. If you come across a joke that makes you laugh then please share it with the rest of us, dont worry about the downvotes, I sometimes post jokes knowing they are going to be downvoted, please see my post below about the chef. :)
:doh: I think you misunderstood. I don't have any hard feelings as I enjoy this Lounge and like the guys here. But thanks for the post:thumbsup:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move
if (...){
to
if (...)
{NULL
Ctrl+K, D not there :laugh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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I didn't see much JOTD today. So here is my ever first JOTD for Lounge.Don't kick me :rolleyes: A man joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Man : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. [UPDATE] :~ First and Last JOTD X|
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
modified on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:58 AM
Arun Jacob wrote:
First and Last JOTD
I hope, this is a promise you will keep. :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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Arun Jacob wrote:
First and Last JOTD
I hope, this is a promise you will keep. :)
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Smithers-Jones wrote:
I hope, this is a promise you will keep.
I was thinking why somebody don't post this, you did it, 5 from me. :laugh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
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In one of my previous jobs, one day I was assigned an old project, dozens of C files. I typed furiously all day. All I did was move
if (...){
to
if (...)
{NULL
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Ctrl+K, D not there :laugh:
Arun Jacob My Technical Blog : Code.NET
Arun Jacob wrote:
Ctrl+K, D not there
I started out when .NET didn't exist. It was VC6.
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Tomz_KV wrote:
Why did you do that?
if (...)
{It is the way God intended it to be! The alternative was to sit and do nothing about the evil formatting.
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Tomz_KV wrote:
Why did you do that?
if (...)
{It is the way God intended it to be! The alternative was to sit and do nothing about the evil formatting.
NULL
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To slow the typists down. Back when typewriters were manual, fast typists would jam the keys.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Back when I designed VDT's, I had to do a special keyboard layout : A-J, K-S, T-Z. The Coal Board - if the keys were qwerty then the union wanted clerical pay for using them...
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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Interesting enough that people like the "wrong keyboard" but do not want a new design.
TOMZ_KV
The Dvorak[^] keyboard has a layout designed to be faster and easier to use. I've heard of a few people using them but haven't tried one myself.
Pete
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Some IDE leaves the "{" on the same line of "if" by default. I do not remember which one. Current visual studio certainly does not do that.
TOMZ_KV
It does if you have it set to: Tools...Options...Text editor...C#...Formatting...Newlines
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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It does if you have it set to: Tools...Options...Text editor...C#...Formatting...Newlines
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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The Dvorak[^] keyboard has a layout designed to be faster and easier to use. I've heard of a few people using them but haven't tried one myself.
Pete
