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I saw this and thought...

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  • L Lost User

    I dont know about that, I find them a lot easier to catch.

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    Dalek Dave
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    But the cost of feeding them is enormous. Salad-dodging, cupboard-loving, sweaty fat birds do nothing for me.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      But the cost of feeding them is enormous. Salad-dodging, cupboard-loving, sweaty fat birds do nothing for me.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Lost User
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      I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

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        ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Lost User
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        How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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          ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          leppie
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          :) ;P

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          • L Lost User

            How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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            Dalek Dave
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            Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            • L Lost User

              I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

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              Brady Kelly
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              pompeyboy3 wrote:

              I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

              :~ :~ :~

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              • D Dalek Dave

                ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Mark_Wallace
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                Old news. It's called the Lemidafukowt syndrome.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • L Lost User

                  How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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                  Brady Kelly
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                  pompeyboy3 wrote:

                  How do you get a fat girl in bed?

                  Ive got fudge!

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Lost User
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                    Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Caslen
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                      As well a several gallons of ale inside you.. :omg:

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Lost User
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Big Jimmy Carr fan are you?

                        Ah yes, I couldn't remember where I had heard it. No not a fan, but to be fair I think it pre-dates Jimmy.

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                          ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Lost User
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                          And suddenly I'm not hungry any more.

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                            ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            You'd first have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot... Hang on guys, we have a volunteer... Volunteer[^]

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                            • L Lost User

                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                              Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              "Go on love, fart and give us a clue..."

                              Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                If someone yelled "Haul *ss!" she'd have to make 2 or 3 trips ...

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                                • L Lost User

                                  I dont know about that, I find them a lot easier to catch.

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                                  Joe Simes
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                                  Kinda like a moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want to be seen on one! :-D

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