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I saw this and thought...

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  • L Lost User

    How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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    Dalek Dave
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    Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

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      Brady Kelly
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      pompeyboy3 wrote:

      I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

      :~ :~ :~

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      • D Dalek Dave

        ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Old news. It's called the Lemidafukowt syndrome.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • L Lost User

          How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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          Brady Kelly
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          pompeyboy3 wrote:

          How do you get a fat girl in bed?

          Ive got fudge!

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          • D Dalek Dave

            ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Lost User
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

            Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Caslen
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

              As well a several gallons of ale inside you.. :omg:

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Lost User
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Big Jimmy Carr fan are you?

                Ah yes, I couldn't remember where I had heard it. No not a fan, but to be fair I think it pre-dates Jimmy.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Lost User
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                  And suddenly I'm not hungry any more.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    realJSOP
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                    You'd first have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot... Hang on guys, we have a volunteer... Volunteer[^]

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                    • L Lost User

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                      Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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                      "Go on love, fart and give us a clue..."

                      Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                        If someone yelled "Haul *ss!" she'd have to make 2 or 3 trips ...

                        CQ de W5ALT

                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        • L Lost User

                          I dont know about that, I find them a lot easier to catch.

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                          Joe Simes
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                          Kinda like a moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want to be seen on one! :-D

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