I saw this and thought...
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I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast
pompeyboy3 wrote:
I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast
:~ :~ :~
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...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Old news. It's called the Lemidafukowt syndrome.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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pompeyboy3 wrote:
How do you get a fat girl in bed?
Ive got fudge!
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...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
You'd first have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot... Hang on guys, we have a volunteer... Volunteer[^]
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Dalek Dave wrote:
You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.
Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.
"Go on love, fart and give us a clue..."
Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.
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...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
If someone yelled "Haul *ss!" she'd have to make 2 or 3 trips ...
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