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  • D Dalek Dave

    ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    leppie
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    :) ;P

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    • L Lost User

      How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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      Dalek Dave
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      Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

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        Brady Kelly
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        pompeyboy3 wrote:

        I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

        :~ :~ :~

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        • D Dalek Dave

          ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Old news. It's called the Lemidafukowt syndrome.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • L Lost User

            How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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            Brady Kelly
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            pompeyboy3 wrote:

            How do you get a fat girl in bed?

            Ive got fudge!

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            • D Dalek Dave

              ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              Lost User
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

              Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Caslen
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                As well a several gallons of ale inside you.. :omg:

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Lost User
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Big Jimmy Carr fan are you?

                  Ah yes, I couldn't remember where I had heard it. No not a fan, but to be fair I think it pre-dates Jimmy.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    Lost User
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                    And suddenly I'm not hungry any more.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      You'd first have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot... Hang on guys, we have a volunteer... Volunteer[^]

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                      • L Lost User

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                        Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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                        "Go on love, fart and give us a clue..."

                        Did you know: That by counting the rings on a tree trunk, you can tell how many other trees it has slept with.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Dr Walt Fair PE
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                          If someone yelled "Haul *ss!" she'd have to make 2 or 3 trips ...

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                          • L Lost User

                            I dont know about that, I find them a lot easier to catch.

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                            Joe Simes
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                            Kinda like a moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want to be seen on one! :-D

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