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  • V vinay57

    hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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    Abu Mami
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    So if you're new here, where's your programming question? As a newbie, you're supposed to post a programming question here in the lounge so everyone can flame you. :) Welcome aboard

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    • V vinay57

      hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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      Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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        You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!

        ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Hello yourself, and welcome! The rules are at the top - I'm sure you read them - and ignore curmudgeons who tell you to post your programming questions. Post anything provided it is: 1) Kid Sister Safe 2) Safe For Work and 3) Entertaining or interesting. Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional... :laugh:

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          Mind you, with some of the posts we get here the third one is entirely optional.

          Why am I suddenly reminded of Dalek Dave? :laugh:

          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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          • V vinay57

            hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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            Lost User
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            Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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            • L leppie

              You forgot about rule #0. Never post old jokes that everyone knows!

              ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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              OriginalGriff
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              No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Our records show that we have still not received your first membership fee. Please e-mail me and I will provide you bank details into which to deposit the first $1000 instalment.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  I paid you more than that

                  Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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                  • L Lost User

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    I paid you more than that

                    Yes but your Welsh. ;P

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                    No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      No, I live in Wales, my wife is Welsh. I am from Scots / Irish / English descent. I want my money back!

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      I don't know what kind of a person votes a 2. Giving you a 4 to compensate. :rolleyes:

                      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                      • V vinay57

                        hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                        Welcome

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                        • V vinay57

                          hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                          Umair Feroze
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                          Welcome aboard.. It seems a good and quite changed start.. usually newbies post questions first and then join lounge... Keep it up ;)

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            No point: it's never enforced! :laugh:

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                            How else will he get his daily 'Repost' quota then! :)

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                            • V vinay57

                              hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                              "vinay57" Member since Sunday, February 1, 2009 (1 year, 11 months) it is very difficult to say Hello. so you took 1 year. Brave Boy!!! :)

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                              • V vinay57

                                hello :laugh: :) :-D ;)

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                                Welcome

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that! Hang on a moment...:~

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                                  Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    Is that all it is now? I paid you more than that!

                                    Ain't that always the way? You pay for something, and five minutes later it's cheaper.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    I hadn't realized I was obsolete already... :sigh:

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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